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Definitions by knowman

battlecar retardia

A junk car or truck ,that is driven like a tank by its' retarded driver. The driver forces his way into traffic, cuts people off, and does scary moves because he doesn't care if his ride gets into a wreck. Most battlecar drivers have no plates, no drivers license , no insurance ,and no brains. Normal drivers give way because they don't want a wreck.
Where are the cops when a battlecar retardia is loose?
battlecar retardia by knowman August 1, 2008
Some one who loads a lot of expensive software on a computer to raise its' price. Then sells the computer without the program disks, and keys, when a program needs to be reloaded the buyer is hosed.
The xp on my computer didn't have a disk or coa I need to reload it, the loader says not his problem.
Loader by knowman June 10, 2008

flash stutter 

When the stream to a flash or other player doesn't supply enough valid data so the player runs, freezes, runs, freezes. Also called breakup, bad connection, corrupted data.
The site has some good movies, bur the flash stutter will drive you nuts.
flash stutter by knowman April 27, 2008

pump bandit 

Someone who drives away without paying for their gas. Some try to claim it's a form of social justice because "the oil companies are ripping us off." Basically it's stealing from the guy who owns the local gas station.
Thanks to the pump bandits you now have to prepay all the time.
pump bandit by knowman April 22, 2008
Obama a sacred cow that you are not supposed to criticize.
When I said I wouldn't vote for Obama because he didn't have a track record Judy went rabid on me.
Obama by knowman April 13, 2008

overpriced 

A $5.00 item that costs $10.00. May be of higher quality than a $4.00 item but not enough to justify it's price. Usually a fad or status item like a $500 Gucci purse.
You can get an identical knock off of a Gucci purse for 1/5 the price, the Gucci is way overpriced.
overpriced by knowman April 13, 2008

not keeping up with the Jone's 

Not buying the latest and greatest, making do with what you have, because you have more important places to put the money, such as your kids education or your retirement.
Why am I not keeping up with the Jone's ? My son and my money both go to Marquette.