kim's definitions

Area 51

An area where aliens are supposed to be.

Area 51 is spooky!

by kim December 18, 2003

ratter

fuckhead, wanker, shithead, mainly someone that pisses you off

your a ratter!

by kim August 18, 2003

DZK

DZK is the greatest rapper of all time. His lyrics are phenomenal and his flow is miraculous. His songs depict heaven in the music form. Listening to DZK is the equivalent to having sex with Carmen Electra.

I'm called the carn-iv-or-ous cause of carnage, causing
casualities, carrying crippled carcasses, casually
rabidly ripping and ravaging rancid flesh rapidly
frantically feasting faster to finish it, actually

an animal's mechanically a cannibal naturally
I'm just acting on behalf of my insanity's savagery
I can't seem to manage or handle humanity happily
it's like, Newton's apple trying to grapple with gravity

by Kim February 26, 2005

netphoria

A wonderful place to express your concerns about life. Responses often include "no one care" or "but did you get head?"

You: I went for a wonderful walk along the beach with my girlfriend tonight

Them1: No one care.
Them2: But did you get head?

by kim September 27, 2004

5 second rule

The window of opportunity for picking up food you dropped on the ground, dusting it off and eating it.

Person 1 - Drops sandwich
Person 2: "It's still good... 5 second rule!"

by Kim July 10, 2004

chesticals

what seems to be rather large testicals growing on a man's chestal area. or as some may call them, man boobs, or for slang, chesties.

Oh jeez, his chesticals were atleast a size c!

by Kim October 3, 2003

Ballbag

Usually used when someone is very stupid or dumb, but the normal term...male testicles!

Don't be such a ballbag all your life!

by Kim April 14, 2004