kim's definitions

father

if they have a daughter they become extremely dangerous around the time when their daughter starts dating. THey tend to glare or attack any male within 20 feet of their daughter and then pretend it was an accident. Often times the mother will keep the father at bay when the daughters boy friend comes around. Or hopefully she will otherwise the daughter will have a boyfriend no more.

Oh shit! its my father hide.

by kim March 14, 2004

netphoria

A wonderful place to express your concerns about life. Responses often include "no one care" or "but did you get head?"

You: I went for a wonderful walk along the beach with my girlfriend tonight

Them1: No one care.
Them2: But did you get head?

by kim September 27, 2004

5 second rule

The window of opportunity for picking up food you dropped on the ground, dusting it off and eating it.

Person 1 - Drops sandwich
Person 2: "It's still good... 5 second rule!"

by Kim July 10, 2004

ratter

fuckhead, wanker, shithead, mainly someone that pisses you off

your a ratter!

by kim August 18, 2003

pounce

To get on an unsuspecting hot person.

"Damn, he's hot. I'm gonna pounce him tonight."

by Kim July 28, 2003

gerbil stuffer

one who stuffs gerbils into their anus for sexual gratification

Sig stuffs gerbils in his ass because the little claws feel good to his rectum wall.

by kim November 17, 2006

eBay

An auction site on the internet, that sometimes has really weird creepy stuff.

"mary likes to bid on ebay."

by kim October 16, 2003