kim's definitions

acid

A drug that makes people see fuckass things

"jim was on acid and saw the street light blink at him"

by Kim October 16, 2003

jersey

One's Name & Phone Number. As when a male is hitting on a female, asking for her 'digits.'

"Chicks givin' me they jersey, tha's they name and numba"

by Kim February 28, 2004

Mastricate

Mastricate doesn't mean to chew. However, masticate does.

He's really masticating the hell out of his Wanus!

by Kim April 8, 2004

High

A buzz you get off drugs.

"Dave liked how he felt when he was high"

by kim October 16, 2003

woot

(1)a word to descride a expansivly happy situation
(2) something random to say when one is bored

fun fact: woot, backwards/upsidedown is perpindicular line oom

seamonkeymakegreatlovers: ....and that all i have to say about that
thegiraffehaslanded: woot.......woot....wooooooooooooooooooooot

by Kim July 9, 2004

eBay

An auction site on the internet, that sometimes has really weird creepy stuff.

"mary likes to bid on ebay."

by kim October 16, 2003

michigan

The state consisting of two seasons; winter and construction.

Nobody should live or pass through Michigan

by Kim July 8, 2004