kim's definitions

jersey

One's Name & Phone Number. As when a male is hitting on a female, asking for her 'digits.'

"Chicks givin' me they jersey, tha's they name and numba"

by Kim February 28, 2004

Mastricate

Mastricate doesn't mean to chew. However, masticate does.

He's really masticating the hell out of his Wanus!

by Kim April 8, 2004

michigan

The state consisting of two seasons; winter and construction.

Nobody should live or pass through Michigan

by Kim July 8, 2004

thick

having more of a solid, muscular form in the thighs, butt, legs,and MUST HAVE a small, flat waist

melyssa ford is one thick female, mo'nique from the parkers is fat,fat people get the two mixed up

by kim July 8, 2004

Muffasa

Used to describe any object, person, event, fashion or situation that is unbecoming, disagreeable, unpleasant, or just plain ugly.

Laural: Dude, did you see that new Ben Affleck movie?
Neal: Ugh, it was so muffasa style.
Laural: Yeah, he looked wicked muffasa.
Neal: So muffasa.

by Kim December 8, 2003

scaliwag

A low-life from a trailor park. This type of person most likely will be seen with Circle K Feet and a Kool-Aid smile. It's also a term to describe a loose or easy female. Another name for someone who is a professional bowler with a bad combover.

Two scaliwags were arrested in the trailor park last night for stealing a 10-speed.

by Kim June 30, 2004

classalier

the inability to type words properly

when i'm distracted, i suffer from classalier

by Kim February 7, 2005