kim's definitions

DZK

DZK is the greatest rapper of all time. His lyrics are phenomenal and his flow is miraculous. His songs depict heaven in the music form. Listening to DZK is the equivalent to having sex with Carmen Electra.

I'm called the carn-iv-or-ous cause of carnage, causing
casualities, carrying crippled carcasses, casually
rabidly ripping and ravaging rancid flesh rapidly
frantically feasting faster to finish it, actually

an animal's mechanically a cannibal naturally
I'm just acting on behalf of my insanity's savagery
I can't seem to manage or handle humanity happily
it's like, Newton's apple trying to grapple with gravity

by Kim February 26, 2005

father

if they have a daughter they become extremely dangerous around the time when their daughter starts dating. THey tend to glare or attack any male within 20 feet of their daughter and then pretend it was an accident. Often times the mother will keep the father at bay when the daughters boy friend comes around. Or hopefully she will otherwise the daughter will have a boyfriend no more.

Oh shit! its my father hide.

by kim March 14, 2004

bangin

A good looking person

Damn she's bangin!

by Kim October 16, 2003

cum

man-white eggy fluid that comes out of his penis. mixture of sperm and fluids, also known as semen.

woman-sticky oozy stuff that lubricates her vagina before/during sex

man before he ejaculates "i'm gonna cum!"
woman during might just moan, but it's nothing to mention.

by kim July 13, 2003

DUI

A thing stupid people do that somethings kills or hurts innocent people.

"mark had a dui and got his liscense taken away"

by kim October 16, 2003

Bone

For a male to fuck something with his dick

"I boned, Jill last night!":

by kim November 5, 2003

mother

an annoying little creature set out to embarrass us all

Oh shit my mom is subbing my class!

by kim March 4, 2004