kim's definitions

SRO

standing room only

Phil Ochs played several SRO concerts.

by Kim September 14, 2003

father

if they have a daughter they become extremely dangerous around the time when their daughter starts dating. THey tend to glare or attack any male within 20 feet of their daughter and then pretend it was an accident. Often times the mother will keep the father at bay when the daughters boy friend comes around. Or hopefully she will otherwise the daughter will have a boyfriend no more.

Oh shit! its my father hide.

by kim March 14, 2004

5 second rule

The window of opportunity for picking up food you dropped on the ground, dusting it off and eating it.

Person 1 - Drops sandwich
Person 2: "It's still good... 5 second rule!"

by Kim July 10, 2004

netphoria

A wonderful place to express your concerns about life. Responses often include "no one care" or "but did you get head?"

You: I went for a wonderful walk along the beach with my girlfriend tonight

Them1: No one care.
Them2: But did you get head?

by kim September 27, 2004

elope

To run off and get married so you can be truthful to god and still do it..

I am going to elope with my luva Chris.

by kim November 28, 2003

Mr Pink

A MAN OF EXTRAORDINARY THINGS AT THE POWER OF HIS PINK CLOTHING , HE IS THE MAN WHO CAN PLEASE ANY WOMAN IF THEY NEED A FRIEND

Mr pink

by kim March 31, 2015

b-day

an abbreviation for birthday

Let's throw Stacy a surprise b-day party!

by Kim November 20, 2003