kim's definitions

jersey

One's Name & Phone Number. As when a male is hitting on a female, asking for her 'digits.'

"Chicks givin' me they jersey, tha's they name and numba"

by Kim February 28, 2004

Mastricate

Mastricate doesn't mean to chew. However, masticate does.

He's really masticating the hell out of his Wanus!

by Kim April 8, 2004

gradumacate

The successful completion of four years of school, with passing grades. See also edumacate.

"At her high school gradumacation, Ellen whooped and hollered for joy, because she realized the joys that edumacation brings."

"After receiving C's in every high school class, Josiah was finally ready to gradumacate."

by Kim August 8, 2004

woot

(1)a word to descride a expansivly happy situation
(2) something random to say when one is bored

fun fact: woot, backwards/upsidedown is perpindicular line oom

seamonkeymakegreatlovers: ....and that all i have to say about that
thegiraffehaslanded: woot.......woot....wooooooooooooooooooooot

by Kim July 9, 2004

corner

A place where people throw pity parties.

now if you'll excuse me i have to go cry in my corner.

by Kim October 16, 2003

freezerated

umm frozen, duh! like airconditioned but colder

Since snow is satan, he should walk into hell like a bubble boy in a bubbles thats freezerated so he won't burn in hell.

by Kim March 22, 2005

Dooby

a slang for the number 2

there was dooby people there or i aint had no square in dooby days cuzz

by Kim October 10, 2003