kim's definitions

netphoria

A wonderful place to express your concerns about life. Responses often include "no one care" or "but did you get head?"

You: I went for a wonderful walk along the beach with my girlfriend tonight

Them1: No one care.
Them2: But did you get head?

by kim September 27, 2004

5 second rule

The window of opportunity for picking up food you dropped on the ground, dusting it off and eating it.

Person 1 - Drops sandwich
Person 2: "It's still good... 5 second rule!"

by Kim July 10, 2004

Dooby

a slang for the number 2

there was dooby people there or i aint had no square in dooby days cuzz

by Kim October 10, 2003

DRUNK

A good feeling.

"Alice was so drunk she ran into walls"

by kim October 16, 2003

times

A stupid newspaper in NY.

"Ben likes to read the times daily"

by Kim October 16, 2003

goof nut

1. A person who repeatedly bounces off the walls in convulsive laughter.
2. Someone who is extremely talented at producing BS and making it sound valid and at the same time completely hysterical.
3. Someone who is obviously in a weird mood and isn't making any sense.

1. I can't believe how hyper Shelly was tonight, she was bouncing off the walls.
2. That durn goof nut tried to tell me da bears won the super bowl last year. he even gave me statistics... durn goof nut.
3. person 1: Hey, what's up?
person 2: HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEEEEEE! NOTHING.. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

by Kim January 15, 2004

acid

A drug that makes people see fuckass things

"jim was on acid and saw the street light blink at him"

by Kim October 16, 2003