kim's definitions

jersey

One's Name & Phone Number. As when a male is hitting on a female, asking for her 'digits.'

"Chicks givin' me they jersey, tha's they name and numba"

by Kim February 28, 2004

michigan

The state consisting of two seasons; winter and construction.

Nobody should live or pass through Michigan

by Kim July 8, 2004

Armageddon

The end of the world

"Ahhhh Armageddon is here!!"

by kim December 15, 2003

freezerated

umm frozen, duh! like airconditioned but colder

Since snow is satan, he should walk into hell like a bubble boy in a bubbles thats freezerated so he won't burn in hell.

by Kim March 22, 2005

New Found Glory

New Found Glory is a band that plays a type of rock music. There are five members.

There is a New Found Glory concert tonight! Lets go!

by Kim December 1, 2003

pounce

To get on an unsuspecting hot person.

"Damn, he's hot. I'm gonna pounce him tonight."

by Kim July 28, 2003

gerbil stuffer

one who stuffs gerbils into their anus for sexual gratification

Sig stuffs gerbils in his ass because the little claws feel good to his rectum wall.

by kim November 17, 2006