jersey

One's Name & Phone Number. As when a male is hitting on a female, asking for her 'digits.'

"Chicks givin' me they jersey, tha's they name and numba"

by Kim February 28, 2004

Mastricate

Mastricate doesn't mean to chew. However, masticate does.

He's really masticating the hell out of his Wanus!

by Kim April 08, 2004

dribbling

what basketball players do.

"Dribbling is part of bball!"

by kim October 16, 2003

cover

To put a front on something to hide it.

"The robbers covered up the crime scene really well"

by Kim October 16, 2003

moulin rouge

One of the best love movies that only people with no heart say is a piece of shit, but only because they know they'll never experience anything close to love because they are heartless assholes in which nobody likes.

John: Moulin Rouge is a piece of shit!
Mary: You only think that because you're a heartless asshole that no one likes!

by KIM December 31, 2004

Armageddon

The end of the world

"Ahhhh Armageddon is here!!"

by kim December 15, 2003

dr. phil

a fat doctor who yells at fat ppl. he is also Oprah's man hore.

dr. phil"u r fat and stupid" fat person"waaaaa"

by kim January 20, 2004