kim's definitions

New Found Glory

New Found Glory is a band that plays a type of rock music. There are five members.

There is a New Found Glory concert tonight! Lets go!

by Kim December 1, 2003

gerbil stuffer

one who stuffs gerbils into their anus for sexual gratification

Sig stuffs gerbils in his ass because the little claws feel good to his rectum wall.

by kim November 17, 2006

gradumacate

The successful completion of four years of school, with passing grades. See also edumacate.

"At her high school gradumacation, Ellen whooped and hollered for joy, because she realized the joys that edumacation brings."

"After receiving C's in every high school class, Josiah was finally ready to gradumacate."

by Kim August 8, 2004

ruler

tool used for measurment

i used and ruler in class today

by kim August 22, 2003

moulin rouge

One of the best love movies that only people with no heart say is a piece of shit, but only because they know they'll never experience anything close to love because they are heartless assholes in which nobody likes.

John: Moulin Rouge is a piece of shit!
Mary: You only think that because you're a heartless asshole that no one likes!

by KIM December 31, 2004

Armageddon

The end of the world

"Ahhhh Armageddon is here!!"

by kim December 15, 2003

dr. phil

a fat doctor who yells at fat ppl. he is also Oprah's man hore.

dr. phil"u r fat and stupid" fat person"waaaaa"

by kim January 20, 2004