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paris hilton

1. Noun: A Hilton hotel in Paris, France.

2. Person: A cunt on bird legs.
I surfed the net and came across Paris Hilton.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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deaf rave

Noun: A rave, or party, organised by deaf people for deaf people, though hearing people are invited also.

The music is a mix of modern genres, such as R&B, house, raggae, dance, etc., but with the bass turned right up so that dancers are able to feel the music as strong vibrations through their bodies.
900 deafies went to the deaf rave.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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Bodypopping

A dance orginating in the 1980's where the joints of the body move in a sequence along the arms, torso, legs, so a wave appears to travel along the body.
Trevor won the international Bodypopping Contest this year.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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untermensch

Nazi Germany shortlist of degenerates to genocide off:

Jews, negroes, communists, gypsies, mentally handicapped people (people with learning difficulties).

Word to be used with caution, used in discussion of German History, and World War II, and the book "Mein Kampf".
Hitler's toothbrush moustache is now untermensh. Any pillock wearing one should shave it off. Right now.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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Quality Control

A method whereby the Urban Dictionary gets cleaned up, otherwise it would get filled with "Flubby Wubby is gay", incitement to racial hatred, and juvenile verbal diarrhoea.
At a job interview at the local biscuit factory for Quality Controller.
Interviewer: "so, what do you do in your spare time?"
Candidate: "Oh surf the net, and visit Urban Dictionary."
Interviwer: "Really? I do that too! Do you Quality Control there?"
Candidate: "Yes, I clean off all that juvenile jibber-jabber."
Interviewer: "Welcome to the Biscuit Factory! You have just got the job!"


I defined a word, then did some quality
Everytime the Quality Controller define a word, I deleted 10 defintions, then clicked on 5 removes.
by Kerb December 1, 2004
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football supporters

People who actually enjoy watching twenty five men run around a field of grass after an inflated pigs bladder.
Jill: Ooh this looks like a nice pub!
Jack: No no! This one is full of football supporters watching the Cap Final!
by Kerb December 1, 2004
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funky dreads

Ooh look at that policeman with funky dreads!
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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