justin's definitions

cab-a-slab

to bum a cigarette

"hey can i cab-a-slab?"

by justin April 24, 2004

passionofthejustin

Clever and zany mock of the 2004 movie "Passion of the Christ." As an atheist, the creater thought it was hilarious to replace his name with "Christ," as if indicating he is the lord and savior of all humanity. Obviously he was worshipped and celebrated for his wonderful sense of humor and in some areas of the world as being the god of laughter.

random person: Who would you most like to have sex with, beautiful woman?
beautiful woman: passionofthejustin.

by justin April 26, 2004

bisectional

have the ability to sing to sections in a choir

The bisectional singer sang both bass and soprano

by Justin April 27, 2004

peen

A term referred to a moment of complete coincidence between two people. When two people each say the same thing at the same time by accident, or discover something in common between themselves, a moment of peen has occurred.

Alex: Did you see SNL?
Justin: Yeah it was great!
Alex and Justin at the same time: "...In a van down by the river!"
Alex: ahhh! peeeeen!
Justin: Peen!!

or

Alex: My favorite band is Weezer!
Justin: Oh my god, me too!
Alex and Justin: Peen!!

by justin April 27, 2004

piece of that

A common phrase used when a "Homie" thinks a girl has a fat ass. And would like to insert his penis inside her with rapidly throbbing motion....several times

Daaamn shawwty....lemme get a piece a that.

by Justin April 28, 2004

make your knees tocuh your elbows

to fuck a girl in the ass having her knees tocuh her elbows.

From a Murphy Lee song: "Im the same bro that made ya knees touch ya elbows, so gon head and treat me like a toilet bowl."

by justin May 4, 2004

chode

The spot on a man between the balls and the asshole.

She tickled my chode with her mustache.

by Justin May 4, 2004