cattle

A living, non-vampire that vampires keep for a blood supply. They do not bleed them dry but only take what is necessary so that the cattle can keep producing blood for them.
The cattle lived in intense fear of the vampires and the fear of dying or being made into one of them was what kept them from trying to escape.
by Justin July 05, 2004
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fraging

i was fraging all night long
by justin November 23, 2004
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fuck nottle

hydrophobic in nature, regarding sexual fluids!
"you great hairy fuck nottle! wipe up your own spunk"
by justin August 05, 2003
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ecurity

Anal sex between the alien squirrels of northern Ireland
Person 1: "You should go on vacation in northern Ireland, it's beautiful over there."
Person 2: "I think not! I wouldn’t want my children to see those alien squirrels engaging in ecurity!"
Person 1: "Dude, you're so blazed."
by Justin February 01, 2005
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Bangin Justin

To bang Justin like never before. Jabongga him. Do it hard.
by Justin March 02, 2005
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shooting the loop

when a guy is titty fucking a woman with large tits his cock slides between her tits up to her open mouth. She continues to hold her mouth in an O shape so the cock with fit right in. He is shooting the loop
I looked down and saw her mouth as I was shooting the loop
by justin August 15, 2003
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Craptacular

The expreme opposit of spectacular.
Guy1: My neighbor ran into my car.
Guy2: Craptacular!
by Justin May 30, 2003
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