just like honey's definitions

Flys love trash

Expression used when you see lots of people supporting or buying into an awful person trend.

Carla: "Can you believe how many people are still defending Elon Musk and Nicki Minaj?"

Ramona: "Flys love trash"

by just like honey November 15, 2022

Pishhing

To piss, but in a way that silences the splashing or tinkling sound.

Commonly achieved by aiming the piss at the inside of the toilet bowl or by padding the bottom with toilet paper in order to muffle the sound.

Often done when you don't want to draw attention to your piss.

"I had to use the public toilet yesterday but I was scared I'd make too much noise so I had to resort to pishhing"

by just like honey August 20, 2017

Shellous

An alternative way of saying "Jealous".

"Christina needs to stop copying me. She's such a shellous cow"

by just like honey May 14, 2017

Flopulous

Adj.
A portmanteau of "flop" and "fabulous", used to ironically describe a failure in a positive light.

"Amanda's vegetarian party was truly flopulous"

"I had a flopulous attempt at trying to bike up that mountain"

by just like honey September 7, 2013

Thank you slap

The slap someone deserves when they're trying to help but making things worse.

Shawna: "Hey everyone! Bella is single now, so she's dating again if you're interested!"
Bella : "Shawna! What are you doing?!"
Shawna: "I'm helping you out, girl!"
Bella: "Oh. You're so kind, I think you deserve a thank you slap!"

by just like honey November 19, 2022

People of size

Politically correct term for people who are obese or overweight.

Used to avoid the scientific and medical implications, whose truths may be too confrontational.

Often used to piggyback off the sympathy from similar terms such as "People of color", a legitimately discriminated group.

Doctor: "Your current weight qualifies you as 'obese'. We can help you return to a healthy weight."
Patient: "That won't be necessary because I'm not obese, I'm 'people of size'."

by just like honey February 16, 2020

Urinforcement

When a guy rests his hand or head on the wall in front of him while peeing over the toilet for extra support. Usually necessary when a guy is drunk, tired or just needs to achieve an optimum peeing angle.

Sam: "I was so wasted last night I couldn't stand upright while peeing, so I had to resort to urinforcement"

by just like honey March 16, 2016