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Definitions by just like honey

Flys love trash 

Expression used when you see lots of people supporting or buying into an awful person trend.
Carla: "Can you believe how many people are still defending Elon Musk and Nicki Minaj?"

Ramona: "Flys love trash"
Flys love trash by just like honey November 15, 2022

Mariah Tax 

This is an annual 8.3% tax deducted from everyone's lifetime and given to Mariah Carey.

Every December (1/12th of the year), Mariah Carey's Christmas career, especially her single "All I Want for Christmas Is You", dominates the media and becomes inescapable. Her Christmas media permeates all corners of society and becomes impossible for people to avoid.
Emily: "Wanna go to Florida next week?"
Joseph: "Let me check to see if I have any leftover time after this year's Mariah Tax."

Responsibilitive 

A relative you choose to be financially responsible for, even though they are not your legal dependent.

Family members may feel obligated to support a relative, whether genuinely or begrudgingly.

Examples include couples allowing an in-law to live with them; A single person supporting a recovering sibling; or children paying for their parents' retirement.
"Can't wait for the summer! I'm going skiing with the responsibilitives."

Boodigarettes 

The combined foul smell of booty, dick, and cigarettes.
Thalia: "It smells like boodigarettes here!"

Kanye Energy 

Used to describe someone's character or behavior, especially after a breakup.

They are often unstable and in denial, eventually becoming obsessive and tyrannical to their ex, whom they secretly still love.

They will often go to great lengths to sabotage their ex's dates and will pull any stunt to get their attention.
Melody: "James keeps stalking me. I caught him spying on me and Robbie."
Tina: "Yeah, he's giving me major Kanye Energy."
Kanye Energy by just like honey February 16, 2022

Relationship Assistant 

Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.

May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.

Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."

Alkaline Bitch 

The scientifically accurate way of saying "basic bitch".
Emily: "Megan is so basic."
Carla: "Agreed. She suffers from being an alkaline bitch."