The severe feelings of anxiety someone develops from their alarm clock ringtone.
Often this anxiety is triggered when the person hears their alarm tone during normal day hours. Upon hearing the ringtone, the person usually feels disturbed or in need to quickly silence the phone as it brings about torturous feelings of being disturbed from a peaceful sleep.
Often this anxiety is triggered when the person hears their alarm tone during normal day hours. Upon hearing the ringtone, the person usually feels disturbed or in need to quickly silence the phone as it brings about torturous feelings of being disturbed from a peaceful sleep.
Nathan: "What happened to your phone?"
Kelly: "My alarm clock ringtone went off during lunch by accident and I got a serious case of Ringtone Trauma so I threw it at the wall"
Nathan: "Are you ok?"
Kelly: "My alarm clock ringtone went off during lunch by accident and I got a serious case of Ringtone Trauma so I threw it at the wall"
Nathan: "Are you ok?"
by just like honey March 16, 2014
by just like honey March 02, 2022
"This book is a really important part of my currenthood"
"Thanks to your behaviour, my currenthood has been ruined!"
"Thanks to your behaviour, my currenthood has been ruined!"
by just like honey June 04, 2018
Adj.
A portmanteau of "flop" and "fabulous", used to ironically describe a failure in a positive light.
A portmanteau of "flop" and "fabulous", used to ironically describe a failure in a positive light.
"Amanda's vegetarian party was truly flopulous"
"I had a flopulous attempt at trying to bike up that mountain"
"I had a flopulous attempt at trying to bike up that mountain"
by just like honey August 09, 2013
Debbie: "I think you should try being a bit more social with your workmates"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"
Karla: "I like your dress, but that's not really your colour"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"
Karla: "I like your dress, but that's not really your colour"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"
by just like honey July 02, 2017
A window of time during the day during which it is safest to be a hoe. This is usually 12:00 am - 2:00 am, given the sneaky nature of the action.
During these hours, hoe activity reaches peak traffic. This is the best time to request a hoe.
During these hours, hoe activity reaches peak traffic. This is the best time to request a hoe.
"It's gonna be hoe hour soon. I better pack an extra pair of undies."
"One day he says he wants to be my boyfriend, the next day he's calling me in the hoe hours of the morning."
"One day he says he wants to be my boyfriend, the next day he's calling me in the hoe hours of the morning."
by just like honey February 16, 2020
Politically correct term for people who are obese or overweight.
Used to avoid the scientific and medical implications, whose truths may be too confrontational.
Often used to piggyback off the sympathy from similar terms such as "People of color", a legitimately discriminated group.
Used to avoid the scientific and medical implications, whose truths may be too confrontational.
Often used to piggyback off the sympathy from similar terms such as "People of color", a legitimately discriminated group.
Doctor: "Your current weight qualifies you as 'obese'. We can help you return to a healthy weight."
Patient: "That won't be necessary because I'm not obese, I'm 'people of size'."
Patient: "That won't be necessary because I'm not obese, I'm 'people of size'."
by just like honey February 16, 2020