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Mariah Tax

This is an annual 8.3% tax deducted from everyone's lifetime and given to Mariah Carey.

Every December (1/12th of the year), Mariah Carey's Christmas career, especially her single "All I Want for Christmas Is You", dominates the media and becomes inescapable. Her Christmas media permeates all corners of society and becomes impossible for people to avoid.

Emily: "Wanna go to Florida next week?"
Joseph: "Let me check to see if I have any leftover time after this year's Mariah Tax."

by just like honey May 30, 2022

Boodigarettes

The combined foul smell of booty, dick, and cigarettes.

Thalia: "It smells like boodigarettes here!"

by just like honey March 1, 2022

if he look he took

Phrase meaning that if your man is checking out somebody else then you've already lost him.

Naysha: "Why Ramone keep looking at that bitch?"
Carla: "If he look he took!"

by just like honey July 7, 2025

Bribesmaid

A bridesmaid who, upon learning that she's in the running for the position of Maid of Honour, begins to schmooze to tip the odds in her favour. This could include flattery, doing favours, buying gifts and other general ass-kissing.

Alvin: "What's with Mary? She never has time for me anymore"
Toni: "That's because she's too busy being Kate's bribesmaid"
Alvin: "Oh man, not again"

by just like honey October 7, 2015

Your fave could never!

A phrase popular amongst fans (or 'stans') of mainstream musical acts. Used to assert the superiority of their favourite singer over another fan's, whether for a substantial or a trivial reason.

"omg Queen Mariah slayed that whistle note. Your fave could never!"

"Yaaas Mama Beyonce just gave birth to twins, your fave could never!"

by just like honey June 19, 2017

Thank you slap

The slap someone deserves when they're trying to help but making things worse.

Shawna: "Hey everyone! Bella is single now, so she's dating again if you're interested!"
Bella : "Shawna! What are you doing?!"
Shawna: "I'm helping you out, girl!"
Bella: "Oh. You're so kind, I think you deserve a thank you slap!"

by just like honey November 19, 2022

Bed Zone

The zone around a bed that marks the area of space that is within immediate reach b of the person sleeping in the bed.

Karla: "You should buy a bedside table"
Emily: "There's no point. There's no room in my Bed Zone"

by just like honey April 4, 2023