julian's definitions

da liss

usually contains pertinent information for all da guy. da liss sometimes omits dum dum because he whines and complains.

Guy! Guy, check da liss!

by Julian December 6, 2004

babaloo aye

African slaves in Cuba hide their religion given his Gods names to christian icons.

Babaloo aye is the name african slaves give to Saint Lazarus.

by Julian May 13, 2005

What The Hull

Originated from the Joke: "What Do You Say When Your In A Submarine And Something Goes Wrong? - What The Hull" created by Jules In Taroona Science 2000

Since when did that happen - what the hull?!

by Julian June 22, 2003

bang

sex!!
or
to smash something violently

Yo, I banged your sister last night, dude!!

-or-

I banged up my car pretty bad on the highway yesterday.

by Julian October 24, 2003

vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

by julian December 15, 2013

viande

meetings, gatherings, or staff meetings. Often one person does the majority of the speaking in a broken dialect. Commonly everyone who partook in the viande feels a little less intelligent when they leave.

Boss: "Guy! Guy, we have a meet today, so stick around after break for a viande.

by Julian November 25, 2004

fat kids schoolbag

rate of travel of schoolyard gossip. similar to warp drive. did you ever enjoy running into a corridor to find some fat bastards satchel lying open on the floor only to give it a fucking great kick?.... no?...just me then.

someone started a rumour that the headmaster is knobbing the music teacher, if this gets out it will be round the playground quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag! these top trumps are excellent, they're gonna be round school quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag

by julian June 18, 2006