julian's definitions

fat kids schoolbag

rate of travel of schoolyard gossip. similar to warp drive. did you ever enjoy running into a corridor to find some fat bastards satchel lying open on the floor only to give it a fucking great kick?.... no?...just me then.

someone started a rumour that the headmaster is knobbing the music teacher, if this gets out it will be round the playground quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag! these top trumps are excellent, they're gonna be round school quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag

by julian June 18, 2006

atari

when a girl is giving you a hand job, she moves your dick around like an old atari controller

I was a little sore the day after she gave me an atari.

by julian February 2, 2005

South East

The Crunkiest, Hardiest, and Most Lethal side of Houston, Texas. It is mostly populated with Mexicans. Crips run the South East, but dont mind the SLOBS, cuzz they aint about shit.

The South East is holdin it down in Houston, Texas.

by Julian November 29, 2004

frisbee

a word that can be used as an adjective, noun, verb, adverb, etc.
Used when you can't think of another word, like "whatchamacallit," "thinamajig," etc.

Used in Music:
"play that little frisbee there."
(similar to ditty, or short melody)

Used as adjective:
"Get your frisbee ass over here!!!"

Used as "whatchamacallit":
"Bring me that frisbee."

by Julian April 7, 2005

rollands barbe

to take a dump, shit, poo.

I go to takes a rollands barbe.

by Julian December 3, 2004

dinky dye

original,the truth

he's a dinky dye ausie!

by julian December 11, 2003

viande

meetings, gatherings, or staff meetings. Often one person does the majority of the speaking in a broken dialect. Commonly everyone who partook in the viande feels a little less intelligent when they leave.

Boss: "Guy! Guy, we have a meet today, so stick around after break for a viande.

by Julian November 25, 2004