vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

by julian December 15, 2013

faf

Someone who messes around doing a lot of activity and takes a long time to get job done

Instead of fafing around, I'll get an expert to fix it

by Julian May 08, 2003

crigga

A black person who acts white or sounds white, or a white person who acts black/sounds black.

"White guy: Yo foo', sup nig?"

"Black Guy: Hello guys, how are you?"

by Julian April 16, 2005

rollands barbe

to take a dump, shit, poo.

I go to takes a rollands barbe.

by Julian December 03, 2004

frisbee

a word that can be used as an adjective, noun, verb, adverb, etc.
Used when you can't think of another word, like "whatchamacallit," "thinamajig," etc.

Used in Music:
"play that little frisbee there."
(similar to ditty, or short melody)

Used as adjective:
"Get your frisbee ass over here!!!"

Used as "whatchamacallit":
"Bring me that frisbee."

by Julian April 07, 2005

dinky dye

original,the truth

he's a dinky dye ausie!

by julian December 11, 2003

Cara

Fine as hell, got curves in all the right places and from a 1 to 10 is a certified 20. (Usher took that from me, dont get it twisted)

Alicia Keys is my wife, but she sure as hell aint no C-A-R-A.

by Julian July 04, 2004