vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

by julian December 15, 2013

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biatch

Either a prostitute that belongs to only one person OR a straight guy who has been put in jail and turned gay in there.

This is my biatch. OR You just got outta jail? You a biatch?

by Julian March 29, 2004

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bang

sex!!
or
to smash something violently

Yo, I banged your sister last night, dude!!

-or-

I banged up my car pretty bad on the highway yesterday.

by Julian October 24, 2003

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viande

meetings, gatherings, or staff meetings. Often one person does the majority of the speaking in a broken dialect. Commonly everyone who partook in the viande feels a little less intelligent when they leave.

Boss: "Guy! Guy, we have a meet today, so stick around after break for a viande.

by Julian November 25, 2004

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