FAFing 

To have lots of fun with friends (A.K.A Bros).

Bro 1: I am having so much fun completing '10 Bros 1 Keg'.

Bro 2: Ya were are FAFing hard.

FAFing by Spurrberry September 8, 2011

Fafing 

Fucking around flies

I was Fafing With my friends

Fafing by anonymous June 17, 2023

I am way past facing reality! 

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.

Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!

I am way past facing reality! by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

faking the snake 

to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing

Jim: "So he broke into her apartment, jumped her, tied her up, and kidnapped her. Oh, he also stole a pet snake."
Tim: "Hm, this story must be completely credible because a random, unnecessary detail was added in. Wait a second... he must've been faking the snake!"

faking the snake by erectiledysfunction55 November 1, 2017

faffing about

Wasting time, doing nothing in particular. Also, can mean finding idle tasks to do while wasting time.

Comparable to dilly-dallying.

I'm just faffing about until lunch time.

_or_

- What are you doing there, working?
- Nah, I'm just faffing about.

faffing about by eydryan September 20, 2011

Leather Facing 

To slice ones face off and wear it as your own.

Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.

It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.

My Nan has been feeling a bit down on how old she looks, so she went to a children's hospital and leather faced half of the leukaemia ward.

Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.

Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.

Leather Facing by TWC.TV March 21, 2017

facing 

Smoking a whole blunt by yourself

Yo, you should be facing a blunt before you see Pineapple Express

facing by JJ Sneddick October 10, 2008