system-suckers

Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.
I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.
by jpg3 April 26, 2015
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zombieking

Proof that hordes of mindless zombies in need of brains really do exist.
The zombie populations true numbers were exposed when they all came out of hiding to support the zombieking.
by jpg3 November 03, 2011
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shitty joke

A crappy gag is a shitty joke.
One piece of shit turns to another piece of shit and says, " I feel so crappy." Now that is a shitty joke.
by jpg3 July 13, 2012
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ticket-troll

A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.
While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.
by jpg3 December 08, 2013
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snow-blond

Snow -blond is when your outside and there is so much snow that you have a blond moment and do something stupid.
During a winter storm some drivers get snow-blond and have accidents.
by jpg3 March 08, 2015
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do everythin', get nothin'

Individuals whom do things, ie; work, chores, charity, etc. yet receive nothing in return.
Some people expect to get what they want and do nothing to earn it while others do everythin', get nothin'.
by jpg3 September 07, 2014
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showerdue

When someone is due for a shower.
If that smell is me I'm showerdue.
by jpg3 November 16, 2011
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