jpg3's definitions

step pop

This is a stand up guy thats been raising his wifes children born from a previous relationship. Step pop treats these kids like their his very own.

My step pop is fucking awesome.

by jpg3 January 26, 2011

snapdragons

Snapdragons is a game where the players attempt to snatch raisins out of a bowl filled with brandy thats lit on fire.

While playing snapdragons try not to get burnt.

by jpg3 November 24, 2011

sperm-donor

Any guy looking to get something for self gratification by either shooting his load into a jar at a sperm bank and getting paid for being a jerk-off OR by sweet talking a female into letting his loser-ass fuck her and when she gets pregnant by him he punks-out and won't daddy-up.

Mr. Squirt, aka sperm-donor, went to the sperm-bank where he made a deposit and got a withdrawal because he needed money to impress the hotty he had a date with that night where he would make another deposit but no withdrawal.

by jpg3 April 16, 2011

underpayed & overworked

Not getting enough money for the amount of work being done.

Getting underpayed & overworked @ any job really sucks.

by jpg3 September 29, 2013

zombieking

Proof that hordes of mindless zombies in need of brains really do exist.

The zombie populations true numbers were exposed when they all came out of hiding to support the zombieking.

by jpg3 November 3, 2011

shitty joke

A crappy gag is a shitty joke.

One piece of shit turns to another piece of shit and says, " I feel so crappy." Now that is a shitty joke.

by jpg3 July 13, 2012

lockneck

Lockneck is when you can't turn your head completely left or right because of a stiff or twisted neck.

After sleeping in an awkward position you might get lockneck.

by jpg3 November 2, 2014