192 definitions by jpg3

Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.
I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.
by jpg3 April 26, 2015
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The people that yell at you, as your walking past the overpriced game they operate on the pier, trying to get you to spend your hard earned money and win a cheap prize.
The couple were walking on the pier when suddenly a boardwalk barker startled them.
by jpg3 July 20, 2015
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A higher ranking skank. Term used affectionately amongst the gay society to identify a leading skank.
Upon arriving at the gay gala the individual was greeted by the comment of " Oh, look! The queenskank is here."
by jpg3 October 7, 2011
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Asshole's that don't respect your privacy and annoy you with unwanted texts, Emails, phonecalls, voicemails and visits.
I wish there wasn't so many FUCKHEADS in my life, sometimes I just want to be left alone.
by jpg3 December 2, 2010
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When someone is talking a lot of shit nonstop.
The majority of people knew their leader had oralruns and wanted the shit-head gone.
by jpg3 April 22, 2012
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AKA the Renee Zellweger face, that squinty eyed puckered up lip effect as if the person just sucked a bushel of lemons.
Theres nothing attractive about a sour puss pout.
by jpg3 October 27, 2011
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Most guys that get married get a mother inlaw, but other less fortunate fella's get a cunt inlaw. No matter what these poor slobs do to appease the old bat its never good enough and the nosey bitch is always trying to break up a happy couple. Cunt inlaws problems most often stem from being jealous of their own daughters having a better marriage than they do.
One day an average Joe surprises his coworkers by actually going out with them for drinks after work. One of them ask him whats the occasion and the response is, "I called my sweety and found out the cunt inlaw stopped by for another unannounced visit."
by jpg3 October 6, 2010
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