jpg3's definitions

twentytard

Any guy over the age of nineteen that is NOT really mentally retarded and STILL lives with mommy and daddy, has no job, no car, finds a girlfriend online then has to depend on his parents to pick that girl up AND pay for everything.

As the girl watched the clock pass another hour beyond the promised time, she got a text from her twentytard boyfriend stating his mommy was still sleeping and the date wasn't happening.

by jpg3 October 21, 2012

cruncheesey

Any yummy food that's crunchy and cheese flavored.

Doritos and Cheetos are cruncheesey:)

by jpg3 January 25, 2014

fastlanefuck

Anyone driving slow in the fastlane on a roadway. Someone that should drive in the slowlane.

It sucks to be in a hurry and getting stuck behind a fastlanefuck.

by jpg3 July 30, 2011

sleeping beasty

A mean, nasty, loud, abominable individual thats best left undisturbed.

You may want sleeping beauty to wake up but you do not want to awaken sleeping beasty.

by jpg3 November 8, 2011

furry angels

Gods creatures that are sent to protect us. Aka; dogs, cats, etc.

I thank God for sending his furry angels into my life.

by jpg3 June 8, 2015

eighteen o'clock

The eighteen year anniversary that occurs precisely the moment of a persons birth.

At exactly 1:15 am a dad awoke his child and said, " Happy birthday. Its eighteen o'clock and starting right now your considered of legal age, whats your plans for the future ?"

by jpg3 September 21, 2011

beardsexy

Having a beard that is considered sexy.

Every chick in the room turned to stare in awe when the beardsexy dude arrived at the party.

by jpg3 December 22, 2013