Definitions by jpg3
chorecrastinator
A person who habitually puts off doing tasks usually having the end result of someone else doing the job.
During a semester of culinary arts in high school most of the class learned to despise the teachers pet because she was a chorecrastinator and they fucking hated having to clean up after her.
chorecrastinator by jpg3 August 31, 2010
pooter shooter
The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.
During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"
pooter shooter by jpg3 August 28, 2010
sassbacker
After overhearing the childs tirade to her parents the grandmother intervened by saying, " Hush up you little sassbacker this is a perfect example of spare the rod, spoil the child."
sassbacker by jpg3 August 25, 2010
stooge LOL
The fake laugh added to the end of any sentence either written or verbal. Usually used by someone that thinks they are very funny but they are not. he he he
After having read someones status on facebook the dumbass posted a comment followed by he he he otherwise known as the stooge LOL.
stooge LOL by jpg3 August 17, 2010
credit card player
A person that resorts to using real money so as to buy their way thru an online game in this way they can purchase better tools, weaponry, XP, etc. thus gaining an unfair advantage over other players who are earning progress by actually playing the game.
While playing Band of Heroes on facebook, a player posted the comment, " WTF, I been working hard at this game for six months getting no where and that other dude started last week and is in the top ten already ?" To which another player replies, "Yeah, thats a credit card player, a loser that wins, LOL"
credit card player by jpg3 August 15, 2010
prebaldy do
When a guys hair starts thinning and his ego dictates that he would rather not be seen with half a head of hair but he would look cooler by just shaving it all off. They refer to their new do as a " choice ".
prebaldy do by jpg3 August 14, 2010
stepdad
A real man that steps up and takes care of some other guys children after having wed their mother. This man is helping his wife to raise the children and he is either appreciated or he isn't. Not all stepdads are mean, bullies, assholes, etc. that abuse the head of household position. There are stepdads that really do care and only want the best for his " family ". Not all stepdads are some loser these kid's mom picked up someplace. Most moms put a lot of thought into choosing the man she wants to help take care of those she dearly loves.