oralruns

When someone is talking a lot of shit nonstop.
The majority of people knew their leader had oralruns and wanted the shit-head gone.
by jpg3 April 22, 2012
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sour puss pout

AKA the Renee Zellweger face, that squinty eyed puckered up lip effect as if the person just sucked a bushel of lemons.
Theres nothing attractive about a sour puss pout.
by jpg3 October 27, 2011
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cunt inlaw

Most guys that get married get a mother inlaw, but other less fortunate fella's get a cunt inlaw. No matter what these poor slobs do to appease the old bat its never good enough and the nosey bitch is always trying to break up a happy couple. Cunt inlaws problems most often stem from being jealous of their own daughters having a better marriage than they do.
One day an average Joe surprises his coworkers by actually going out with them for drinks after work. One of them ask him whats the occasion and the response is, "I called my sweety and found out the cunt inlaw stopped by for another unannounced visit."
by jpg3 October 06, 2010
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sockitty

A game played by taking a kittycat and placing a sock over its head, like a hood. Precautions of safety are required such as doing it indoors and not around stairs.
Playing sockitty with your pet is fun.
by jpg3 December 01, 2011
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Christmas Joy

It is the feeling you remember from your childhood and to this day have looked forward to every year because deep inside most people still have that glimmer of hope that all will be right with the world.
No matter how bad things seem to be going in our lives and it appears theres no hope for humanity we can all still endulge in the annual Christmas Joy.
by jpg3 December 02, 2010
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ticketblitz

A bunch of cops gather in one area then stop designated vehicles and give drivers citations for various infractions.
Numerous out of state truckers fell victim to the Lancaster, Pa. statecop's ticketblitz.
by jpg3 October 26, 2013
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showerdue

When someone is due for a shower.
If that smell is me I'm showerdue.
by jpg3 November 16, 2011
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