jpg3's definitions

scare spastics

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.

Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.

by jpg3 November 7, 2011

fridge69

Slang insult directed towards a gluttonous person that has just " eaten out " the entire contents of a refrigerator / freezer.

After Twiggy discovered that her room-mate Roseanne had consumed the entire contents of the refrigerator again she yelled, " Holy cow Rosie, this fridge69 shits gotta' stop !"

by jpg3 August 3, 2010

cruncheesey

Any yummy food that's crunchy and cheese flavored.

Doritos and Cheetos are cruncheesey:)

by jpg3 January 25, 2014

disneylandsex

Sex that is as infrequent as getting to disneyland, happens rarely and not as often as you would like, but when you are lucky enough to get it you have a fucking awesome time.

Walt had a shit-eating grin on his face all day and Mickey asked why and Walt said, " Got me some disneylandsex last night."

by jpg3 February 20, 2011

slackattack

A condition that strikes a once helpfull individual and causes them to suddenly not want to do anything. The affliction often never improves and usually the victim becomes more lazy and will slack off beyond all hope.

Dad ( after work ); "Why aren't the leaves raked ?"
Mom (After cleaning house all day, paying bills, still washing last nights dishes and preparing dinner.); "Our houseguest had another slackattack."

by jpg3 November 28, 2011

wanksday

Wednesday is a wankers midweek masturbation day.

Wanksday is self gratification time.

by jpg3 November 21, 2011

coproaches

A massive accumulation of cop's in one place. Like the bug their named after they are fucking everywhere.

The perp never stood a chance of getting away after doing the crime due to the swarm of coproaches that infested the area.

by jpg3 June 14, 2011