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fridge69

Slang insult directed towards a gluttonous person that has just " eaten out " the entire contents of a refrigerator / freezer.
After Twiggy discovered that her room-mate Roseanne had consumed the entire contents of the refrigerator again she yelled, " Holy cow Rosie, this fridge69 shits gotta' stop !"
by jpg3 August 3, 2010
mugGet the fridge69mug.

scare spastics

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.
Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.
by jpg3 November 7, 2011
mugGet the scare spasticsmug.

partyitis

A physical-mental condition that leaves you unable to function normally. Caused by mingling amongst many others the previous night and indulging in pleasurable, carefree happenings. Healing involves avoiding bright lights, stressful situations and contact with loud bossy individuals.
After an evening of interacting with others in crowded conditions and extreme liquid consumption some people suffering from partyitis have to call out sick from work.
by jpg3 November 29, 2013
mugGet the partyitismug.

hineylicious

Yep I'd bite dat ass, it be hineylicious.
by jpg3 November 3, 2012
mugGet the hineyliciousmug.

credit card player

A person that resorts to using real money so as to buy their way thru an online game in this way they can purchase better tools, weaponry, XP, etc. thus gaining an unfair advantage over other players who are earning progress by actually playing the game.
While playing Band of Heroes on facebook, a player posted the comment, " WTF, I been working hard at this game for six months getting no where and that other dude started last week and is in the top ten already ?" To which another player replies, "Yeah, thats a credit card player, a loser that wins, LOL"
by jpg3 August 15, 2010
mugGet the credit card playermug.

cellar-dweller

An inhabitant or permanent resident of a room or group of rooms below the ground level and usually under a building often a relative or child turned adult that refuses to leave the parents home.
After seeing the empty pantry, refrigerator and the recent electric bill Dad turned to Mom and said, " This is outrageous, tell cellar-dweller he needs to get a job and pay room and board we cannot afford him anymore."
by jpg3 August 5, 2010
mugGet the cellar-dwellermug.

heater meter

A thermostat that controls the heater in a building.
Summertime means not using the heater meter.
by jpg3 April 3, 2015
mugGet the heater metermug.

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