jpg3's definitions

galactic gash

Any fuckable pussy found in outerspace, humanoid or alien.

Captain Kirk loved exploring any new galactic gash he could find, he would boldly go where no man had gone before.

by jpg3 April 5, 2011

thumbtard

A fucking moron that repeatedly votes down the same words by another urban dictionary author.

A thumbtard will repeatedly vote down the same definitions of specific urban dictionary author's.

by jpg3 July 24, 2011

tobasco-ass

After eating to much spicey flavored with hot sauce food you take a shit and your assholes on fire.

I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !

by jpg3 August 30, 2011

cracker

A name given to the original cowboy's who were actually from Florida, it is derived from the sound of the whip they use while rounding up cattle. To them the nickname is a compliment not an insult.

The cracker drove his herd of cattle to a greener pasture.

by jpg3 July 11, 2011

rantdumb messages

The constant sending of meaningless, nonproductive, silly, unintelligent random messages via text, inbox or cyberchat.

OMG I keep getting these rantdumb messages, just sayin'.

by jpg3 November 22, 2011

mommomsboy

The type of adult male that has long overstayed his welcome at his parents house and is taken in by his granma, who mollycoddles him and treats him like a prince. He usually ends up living in granmas basement mooching off her.

A group of BFF's are guy watching at the mall, when one asks the others, " Who is that guy ?"

Another girl says, " Forget about that loser, he's a mommomsboy."

by jpg3 November 11, 2010

gun or run

To have a gun and be able to use it if needed or to be unarmed and have to run and hope for the best.

When the home invaders started kicking in the door it became a gun or run scenario and the owners were glad they had invested in that Remington 870 shotgun.

by jpg3 November 8, 2011