An up4luck is the voting up of this word so as to bring positive energy into your life and good things will happen to you.
by jpg3 October 09, 2011
Snow -blond is when your outside and there is so much snow that you have a blond moment and do something stupid.
During a winter storm some drivers get snow-blond and have accidents.
by jpg3 March 08, 2015
A sexual partner that is very vocal and their volume increases making them louder the more aroused and stimulated they get.
The horny couple were at a party and found a place to hide so they could have a quick fuck but because one of them was a noisetoy everyone soon knew the lover's secret.
by jpg3 October 13, 2011
A contagious virus that can reanimate the corpse of a dead human. The virus creates a mindless, fearless, dangerous enemy that will attack anything alive. The virus is fatal to a living person and is transmitted via any type of contact with an infected undead body, aka zombie.
An outbreak of a contagious desease known as the zomvirus could threaten the existance of humankind.
by jpg3 November 13, 2011
After using the restroom to relieve oneself this is a process of using an excessive amount of toilet paper and wrapping it around ones hand repeatedly so the end result resembles an oven mitt, usually performed by overweight persons having large rearends and requiring extra tissue paper than average sized individuals.
by jpg3 May 14, 2010
The people that yell at you, as your walking past the overpriced game they operate on the pier, trying to get you to spend your hard earned money and win a cheap prize.
by jpg3 July 20, 2015
When an innocent person is forced to make a fake confession and have to plead guilty to a crime they didn't commit so as to not get a lengthy prison sentence.
Due to a series of unfortunate events, a botched investigation by misguided police and an overzealous prosecutor the indicted individual found themself in court before a judge on trumped up charges. Thinking of their family and following they're lawyers advice the only option available was to fakefess thereby receiving fines and probation instead of going to prison.
by jpg3 November 16, 2011