jpg3's definitions
A person who habitually puts off doing tasks usually having the end result of someone else doing the job.
During a semester of culinary arts in high school most of the class learned to despise the teachers pet because she was a chorecrastinator and they fucking hated having to clean up after her.
by jpg3 August 31, 2010
Get the chorecrastinatormug. by jpg3 November 21, 2011
Get the wanksdaymug. Any guy looking to get something for self gratification by either shooting his load into a jar at a sperm bank and getting paid for being a jerk-off OR by sweet talking a female into letting his loser-ass fuck her and when she gets pregnant by him he punks-out and won't daddy-up.
Mr. Squirt, aka sperm-donor, went to the sperm-bank where he made a deposit and got a withdrawal because he needed money to impress the hotty he had a date with that night where he would make another deposit but no withdrawal.
by jpg3 April 16, 2011
Get the sperm-donormug. A massive accumulation of cop's in one place. Like the bug their named after they are fucking everywhere.
The perp never stood a chance of getting away after doing the crime due to the swarm of coproaches that infested the area.
by jpg3 June 14, 2011
Get the coproachesmug. by jpg3 November 30, 2014
Get the parentplayermug. This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.
After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."
by jpg3 October 8, 2011
Get the hippocriticmug. by jpg3 November 18, 2011
Get the NOT-A-FINGERmug.