Definitions by jpg3

GLOCKCOMA 

The end result of being pistol whipped, beaten on the fucking head by someone holding a gun.

After laying in the hospital for a month suffering from GLOCKCOMA, the victim awoke but could not tell the cops who beat 'em senseless.

GLOCKCOMA by jpg3 January 29, 2011

step pop 

This is a stand up guy thats been raising his wifes children born from a previous relationship. Step pop treats these kids like their his very own.

My step pop is fucking awesome.

step pop by jpg3 January 26, 2011

step-dad

A guy willing to hook up with a chick that has children from a previous relationship. Some step-kids will love him and others will not. The step-kids real dad is either not in the picture or there was a split from the kid's mom for some reason.

If a kids lucky they're mom will find them a good step-dad and not some fucker who treats them like shit.

step-dad by jpg3 January 9, 2011

swimmerseye 

An eye that has been ejaculated into and the sperm irritates it causing swelling and redness. Most people use the excuse that it was from to much chlorine in the pool water.

After her mom commented about her eye looking infected the girl answered it was swimmerseye but she knew it was from her boyfriend shooting his load and giving her a facial.

swimmerseye by jpg3 December 27, 2010

Cedarville, NJ 

Cedarville, NJ aka "Skeeterville" is a shit-hole located in Lawrence Twp aka " Lawless" Twp in cumberland county New Jersey. It's shitty hall is run by part time employees that won't even live in the town they work in. The scoundrel members who dictate their whimsies upon the townsfolk are made up of egotistical ass-holes owning business interests in the area. " Skeeterville" is swarming with mosquitoes and any other type of insects that bite. Its the type of place that if you blink while driving you already went thru it and has more hunting clubs than women.

A young couple from Illville, NJ were looking to buy a home and their realtor mentioned there were homes available in Cedarville, NJ to which the buyers commented, " Awesome, it sure would be nice living in a town with no cops."

Cedarville, NJ by jpg3 December 14, 2010

FUCKHEADS 

Asshole's that don't respect your privacy and annoy you with unwanted texts, Emails, phonecalls, voicemails and visits.

I wish there wasn't so many FUCKHEADS in my life, sometimes I just want to be left alone.

FUCKHEADS by jpg3 December 3, 2010

Christmas Joy 

It is the feeling you remember from your childhood and to this day have looked forward to every year because deep inside most people still have that glimmer of hope that all will be right with the world.

No matter how bad things seem to be going in our lives and it appears theres no hope for humanity we can all still endulge in the annual Christmas Joy.

Christmas Joy by jpg3 December 2, 2010