jpg3's definitions

selfpossessed

To be so into yourself that nothing or nobody else matters.

Some people become so selfpossessed theres no helping them.

by jpg3 October 30, 2011

sour puss pout

AKA the Renee Zellweger face, that squinty eyed puckered up lip effect as if the person just sucked a bushel of lemons.

Theres nothing attractive about a sour puss pout.

by jpg3 October 26, 2011

SANDYCANE

The Oct.,'12 storm that pummeled the eastern states.

We survived SANDYCANE.

by jpg3 October 28, 2012

zombieking

Proof that hordes of mindless zombies in need of brains really do exist.

The zombie populations true numbers were exposed when they all came out of hiding to support the zombieking.

by jpg3 November 3, 2011

sixpack butt attack

Inserting a thumb into someones anus while also putting the middle finger of the same hand into their vagina thereby resulting in being able to lift the person up and carrying them around like a sixpack.

Boozer the beer lover was thirsty for a brewski while fingering a horny honey but didn't want to ruin the mood so used the sixpack butt attack technique on her and went to the kitchen to got a cold one.

by jpg3 October 23, 2011

flourfatty

The act of rolling an overweight woman in flour so you can find the wet spot thereby locating a hole to have sex.

While watching a guy leave the bar with a very large woman a chick turned to her friend and exclaimed, " Oh wow, that dudes going to have to flourfatty, LOL "

by jpg3 July 20, 2010

up4luck

An up4luck is the voting up of this word so as to bring positive energy into your life and good things will happen to you.

An up4luck will bring you luck. A vote down on this word brings you bad luck.

by jpg3 October 9, 2011