josh's definitions

software engineering

The profession of creating software

Mike wanted to get into software engineering, but is still in High School.

by Josh January 30, 2004

tapili

1.the skin on the head of a penis, where it is most sensitive.

2. the piece of skin connecting the head to the dick

3. Someone very irritating or sensitive

1. that chick sucked on my tapili... wow!!

2. my tapili tore after I pulled out of her

3. Danny was being such a tapili this morning for not wanting to get teabagged.

by Josh June 25, 2006

circle jerking

When two or more guys all jerk off together

Some straight guys are into circle jerking with other guys

by Josh September 5, 2003

Sluff

To skip school or any school-related activity, like school assembly.

I'm going to sluff 8th period.

by Josh December 25, 2004

the hennrich

A penis that has the girth of a Moen faucet and the length of a cats tail.

Whoaaaa, did you see that Gardner snake? Dude, that was Phil's Hennrich.

by Josh March 9, 2004

Yev

Short for "Yeviticus." A man of unearthly bone structure and modelesque features.

That Yev would make a beautiful homecoming queen.

by Josh October 21, 2003

hitler youth

A term invented by my grandfather for the Civil Air Patrol. This term is derrived from the fact that CAP members go around in Camo uniforms marching, resembling the teenagers trainde by Nazis during WWII.

So Josh, you going to your hitler youth group meeting tonight? Ja. (german for yesget it?{If you don't too bad, stupid})

by Josh May 13, 2005