josh's definitions

Yev

Short for "Yeviticus." A man of unearthly bone structure and modelesque features.

That Yev would make a beautiful homecoming queen.

by Josh October 21, 2003

straight edge

person who is against any substance that gets in the way or seperates them from what they love.

the ramones use to do drugs, but went straight-edge because drug use was tearing the band apart.

by josh December 21, 2003

FTF

A girl is FTF (Fit to Fuck)

As in she is Fit To Fuck

by Josh December 9, 2004

a wrinkle in her dollar

finding out a girlfriend or previous sexual partner has an STD.

I am scared because I found out my ladyfriend had a wrinkle in her dollar

by Josh October 19, 2004

tie one on

Get drunk.

Me and my friends picked up a couple cases of beer so we could tie one on.

by Josh August 9, 2003

tapili

1.the skin on the head of a penis, where it is most sensitive.

2. the piece of skin connecting the head to the dick

3. Someone very irritating or sensitive

1. that chick sucked on my tapili... wow!!

2. my tapili tore after I pulled out of her

3. Danny was being such a tapili this morning for not wanting to get teabagged.

by Josh June 25, 2006

Greatone

Clark Lemke.

''Hey Greatone want some funny apples?''
''Hey Greatone come for your beatin'!''

by Josh July 24, 2003