josh's definitions

Michael Vick

1). The worst passer in the NFL. A quarterback who gets sympathy for losing to the Kansas City Chiefs 56-10 than the Chiefs get credit for setting a new rushing touchdown record

2). The idiot who had to try and show off in a preseason game, broke his leg, and cost Dan Reeves his job

3). The guy who supposedly gave herpes to a girl on purpose but ESPN and the NFL are trying to cover it up because Vick is a god and can do no wrong according to them

4). Quarterback whose coach is possibly the biggest idiot in the NFL and probably couldn't coach a flag football team to one win without Vick being there

5). Quarterback whose ass is the sole recipiant of ESPN's and the NFL's kisses

Michael Vick has one of the worst passer rating in the NFL.

by Josh May 5, 2005

Dick Smack

One who smacks dick. a GREAT origonal insult.

bite me, dick smack.

by Josh October 10, 2003

ghoasty

when you take a dump and the force of your sphincter pushes the waste out so hard that it shoots up the back of the toilet pipe and when you lok down youe cannot see it.

i held onto a shit for 2 weeks and when i let it out and looked down the loo it was a ghoasty. i was really pissed off

by josh December 31, 2003

boochi

A b*tch due to pms'ing

It's ok, she's not usually like that. F*ckin boochi!

by Josh May 24, 2004

Face-hugger

a dirty cooder that can melt you face off.

The girls face-hugger is nasty.

by Josh March 8, 2005

Fuck seed

cum that comes out of your dick when:
A) Your having sex
or
B) Your jackin off to a nice website that can't give you herpies

my girl was givin me head when she said " Bitch, you shot fuck seed down my throat!"

by josh February 6, 2004

kingdom hall gnome

A feeling that makes you not do wrong things, often found in young teens

The night when James broke the oil pan on the Kia, he should of listened to Josh's feeling of a kingdom hall gnome.

by Josh March 26, 2003