josh's definitions

nEbs`

the leetest cs player who owns 3d and zEx wOOt

yeah umm hes leet

by josh January 25, 2004

poo spatter

When you fart and it puts a 'paintbrush flick' mark on your boxers/thong. Alternativly you could do it in the shower up against the tiles for cheap thrills and the funniest noise in the world, for desired effects spread cheeks.

I was in the shower, and i had the urge, so i spread my cheeks and poo spattered all over the tiles

by Josh January 31, 2005

crunk

go get crazy and drunk, and yell, YEEEAAAH!!!

From Lil' Jon

We got tossed outa the club cuz we got to crunk. YEEEAAAH!!

by Josh May 13, 2005

tired

What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".

Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."

by Josh March 26, 2004

Olsen

Originally meaning one of the Olsen Twins, this has come to be descriptive of any jailbait. Someone under the age of consent who you would love to bone silly.

Your little sister is hella olsen.

by josh February 19, 2003

man gravy

Warm, creamy, sometimes gooey or sticky discharge from the act of love-making. See also: baby batter

I covered her mashed potato mountains in my man gravy.

by Josh January 31, 2004

kappa

a beach party ( KAPPA BEACH PARTY )in galveston, texas that used to be real crunk but the city started to crack down on all the partying and made it not AS crunk.

- it is the subject of alot of swisha house albums IE: "before da kappa " mixtapes

"mannn , there were so much sticky green down at the kappa, that the whole island got smoked out"

"i got drank by the pint , dro by the pound , headed to da kappa in my boss top down " - slim thug , before da kappa 2k1 mixtape

by josh June 18, 2006