josh's definitions

DJ Skizotti

An old ass man with a huge tattoo one his forearm and a disgustingly huge member. On the verge of breaking his hip.

Scottie you ndirty dirty old man.

by josh April 29, 2003

krobobbles

A 9 foot 400 pound 9 armed 3 nipples man who is all muscle and will kill you if he doesnt like you

there is krobobbles and he is cool

by josh December 2, 2004

Tucker Max

Tucker Max can think whatever he wants, and do whatever he wants, because he is indeed Jesus. Bow to Tucker and spread his word.

Tucker 3:16 - Thou Shalt Blow me, and pass thine liquor ye old whore!

by Josh November 10, 2003

Olsen

Originally meaning one of the Olsen Twins, this has come to be descriptive of any jailbait. Someone under the age of consent who you would love to bone silly.

Your little sister is hella olsen.

by josh February 19, 2003

tired

What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".

Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."

by Josh March 26, 2004

Dirty Darrow

The act of licking the cheese off a shemales nut sack and yelling "Nut cheese, eat fresh"!

Self explanitory

by Josh March 9, 2004

TSOL

tsol sucks i hate them with a passion there a bunch of blood fucks that think there good i know so many better bands like these:peter & the test tube babies,crass,totalitar,the cadgers,clit 45,u.k subs,the havoc,crucifix,skrewdriver,appendix,kaaos,suicidal tendencies,Aus rotten so go fuck off tsol and suck my dick

I SAW A tsol cd so i took a shit on it

by JOSH November 6, 2004