josh's definitions

UT

Short for "Unreal Tournament", or any of its sequels.

Man, I raped you all at UT last night.

by Josh February 11, 2003

cuntwaffle

The state of being such a cunt, that you are a waffle too.

Shannon is a cuntwaffle!

by Josh August 17, 2003

FTF

A girl is FTF (Fit to Fuck)

As in she is Fit To Fuck

by Josh December 9, 2004

tie one on

Get drunk.

Me and my friends picked up a couple cases of beer so we could tie one on.

by Josh August 9, 2003

tapili

1.the skin on the head of a penis, where it is most sensitive.

2. the piece of skin connecting the head to the dick

3. Someone very irritating or sensitive

1. that chick sucked on my tapili... wow!!

2. my tapili tore after I pulled out of her

3. Danny was being such a tapili this morning for not wanting to get teabagged.

by Josh June 25, 2006

circle jerking

When two or more guys all jerk off together

Some straight guys are into circle jerking with other guys

by Josh September 5, 2003

Yev

Short for "Yeviticus." A man of unearthly bone structure and modelesque features.

That Yev would make a beautiful homecoming queen.

by Josh October 21, 2003