josh's definitions

Masked Metal

Metal bands that wear masks and/or face paint.

Slipknot, Mushroomhead, Motograter, MuDvAyNe, Gwar, etc.

by Josh January 23, 2004

Alj

A nickname for a popular guy.

I saw Alj with a hottie the other day.

by josh March 17, 2003

Eduardo Francais

N. One who is Josh.
V. To act is if you are Josh.

Commonly used among those who are in contact with the one known as Josh.

Your dialect resembles that of Eduardo Francais.

by Josh April 24, 2004

poo spatter

When you fart and it puts a 'paintbrush flick' mark on your boxers/thong. Alternativly you could do it in the shower up against the tiles for cheap thrills and the funniest noise in the world, for desired effects spread cheeks.

I was in the shower, and i had the urge, so i spread my cheeks and poo spattered all over the tiles

by Josh January 31, 2005

tie one on

Get drunk.

Me and my friends picked up a couple cases of beer so we could tie one on.

by Josh August 9, 2003

tapili

1.the skin on the head of a penis, where it is most sensitive.

2. the piece of skin connecting the head to the dick

3. Someone very irritating or sensitive

1. that chick sucked on my tapili... wow!!

2. my tapili tore after I pulled out of her

3. Danny was being such a tapili this morning for not wanting to get teabagged.

by Josh June 25, 2006

Greatone

Clark Lemke.

''Hey Greatone want some funny apples?''
''Hey Greatone come for your beatin'!''

by Josh July 24, 2003