josh's definitions

dead

when something is no longer living because it was shot with a seeking missile

Dave Perhac is dead because his really cool friend Josh shot him with a seeking missile

by Josh April 4, 2004

fooli

A welsh piece of shit who has sex with sheep. Also known as Marcus Atkinson,

Fooli- a fool who rapes sheep

by Josh April 18, 2005

tapili

1.the skin on the head of a penis, where it is most sensitive.

2. the piece of skin connecting the head to the dick

3. Someone very irritating or sensitive

1. that chick sucked on my tapili... wow!!

2. my tapili tore after I pulled out of her

3. Danny was being such a tapili this morning for not wanting to get teabagged.

by Josh June 25, 2006

iono

Shorthand for "I don't know".

"Did you bone grandma?", "Iono".

by Josh January 30, 2004

crouch cancel

Referring to a technical term in the game Super Smash Bros. Melee. The act of cancelling or reducing the knockback (how far you get knockedback) when you get hit by an opponent's attack.

I would've been smashed off the stage if I hadn't crouch cancelled your kick just then.

by Josh May 30, 2005

crunk

go get crazy and drunk, and yell, YEEEAAAH!!!

From Lil' Jon

We got tossed outa the club cuz we got to crunk. YEEEAAAH!!

by Josh May 13, 2005

protection

to command a complete cessation of use of resources

The United States Federal Government should...wait...nothing meets....

by Josh August 29, 2004