josh's definitions

tapili

1.the skin on the head of a penis, where it is most sensitive.

2. the piece of skin connecting the head to the dick

3. Someone very irritating or sensitive

1. that chick sucked on my tapili... wow!!

2. my tapili tore after I pulled out of her

3. Danny was being such a tapili this morning for not wanting to get teabagged.

by Josh June 25, 2006

circle jerking

When two or more guys all jerk off together

Some straight guys are into circle jerking with other guys

by Josh September 5, 2003

Yev

Short for "Yeviticus." A man of unearthly bone structure and modelesque features.

That Yev would make a beautiful homecoming queen.

by Josh October 21, 2003

hitler youth

A term invented by my grandfather for the Civil Air Patrol. This term is derrived from the fact that CAP members go around in Camo uniforms marching, resembling the teenagers trainde by Nazis during WWII.

So Josh, you going to your hitler youth group meeting tonight? Ja. (german for yesget it?{If you don't too bad, stupid})

by Josh May 13, 2005

a wrinkle in her dollar

finding out a girlfriend or previous sexual partner has an STD.

I am scared because I found out my ladyfriend had a wrinkle in her dollar

by Josh October 19, 2004

crunk

go get crazy and drunk, and yell, YEEEAAAH!!!

From Lil' Jon

We got tossed outa the club cuz we got to crunk. YEEEAAAH!!

by Josh May 13, 2005

squirrell

This girl i fucked back in the day. She had teeth like a squirrell so thats what we call her now.

Dude, I fucked squirrell last night. How about you?

by JOSH April 5, 2005