josh's definitions

noidz

The end result of butchering the word "nice" over the past years of it being used as slang.

'Nice - Noice - Noidz'

"I just bought Liquid City 2 for a dollar!" "Noidz."

by Josh February 22, 2005

Chewed Gum

a pussy thats been beat up way too much. the pussy looks similar to chewed gum

dude i was gonna eat this chick out but when i went down it looked like chewed gum

by JOSH April 5, 2005

hot beef injection

The proper prescription for whatever ails your lady friend.

If excessive talking occurs, administer orally.

Come on Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?

by josh February 18, 2003

GWAR

The Most Dangerous band on the planet

by josh September 16, 2003

choid

a penis that is fat and short. usually wider than it is long

"that boy looks like JT's penis, he is short and fat.

by Josh March 26, 2003

honeycutt

See pussy

when they chucked a beer bottle at the tank, i turned into a complete honeycutt

only honeycutts are scared of giant homosexual child molestors with a leaf blower

by josh September 22, 2003

dashiki

1) A loose fitting, colorful African garment.

2) A loose girl who uses men to get things they want.

1) Stewart was wearing his dashiki today to celebrate Kwanza.

2) Look at that dashiki over there...hey, didn't you get with her?!?

by Josh April 8, 2004