Tucker Max

Tucker Max can think whatever he wants, and do whatever he wants, because he is indeed Jesus. Bow to Tucker and spread his word.

Tucker 3:16 - Thou Shalt Blow me, and pass thine liquor ye old whore!

by Josh November 10, 2003

Lovesock

a sock used to masterbate with.

Splatman is a no pussy getting mofo, he uses a lovesock.

by Josh October 31, 2004

premature ejaculation

when a guy(mainly justin mundt) cums before he can get it in

"Oh, God dammit justin I don't even have my shoes off and you've already cum"

by Josh May 3, 2004

Glaven

A nerd that's cool.

"He's a nerd, he plays computer games"
"Naa, he's glaven"

by Josh June 18, 2004