Dubble Blubble

Bubble gum for your ass. Bubbles can be blown by sticking the gum up your ass and slowly farting, being careful not to let one rip too strongly. Popped dubble bubbles can be both sweet and smelly, with emphasis on the smelly.

Ernie purchased a Dubble Blubble at the candy store. He went out back and shoved it far up his anus and squished it around. Then he slowly flatulated, causing a brown and pink bubble to expand out of his asshole. When the blubble popped, it smelled like a weird combination of sugar and shit.

by joseph blough December 03, 2024

Starship Pooper

When you lay on your stomach and fire a crap out of your ass toward the sky.

Kirk was lying on his belly naked when he fired a Starship Pooper out his ass into outer space.

by joseph blough April 15, 2022

Odor Eater

1) a branded shoe insert designed to absorb foot odors from sweat
2) Someone who sucks in the farts of others with their mouth

“Tom was at a party when he unintentionally let loose a giant, smelly bout of flatulence, but fortunately Jeff the Odor Eater was there to ingest the gas and save the day”.

by joseph blough March 27, 2022

Cycraps

When you spread your ass cheeks for all the world to see and push out a turd part way so your ass looks like a cyclops with a big brown eye.

I felt a crap on deck so I decided to do a cycraps for my friends. They still have nightmares from it.

by joseph blough December 09, 2021

See The Northern Lights

Lighting your farts on fire. Inspired by Terrance and Philip from the South Park movie.

Terrance: Want to see the Northern Lights?
Philip: (lights fart with match and is engulfed in flames).
Terrance: You burned yourself to death by lighting your farts! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

by joseph blough April 19, 2025

greenarrhia

green diarrhea, resulting from excessive overeating of asparagus and other cooked green vegetables

Adam became a vegetarian and ate too many green vegetables last night. This morning he had a bad case of greenarrhia.

by joseph blough April 27, 2014

Fartronomy

The scientific study of flatulence. A PhD in fartronomy is an expert in expulsions from the ass.

Donald likes to stick his nose in people’s asses to measure the density of farts. He has a PhD from Harvard in Fartronomy.

by joseph blough April 12, 2022