A bubble that comes out of your ass when you fart, which is not quite a shart but enough to give you the uncomfortable feeling of something wet in your ass. Gorpuscles can range from small and marginally moist to large, underwear-staining ass drip.
Paulie had to fart, but ended up blowing a rather large gorpuscle out of his butt. He made a beeline to the bathroom to wipe his ass.
by joseph blough October 27, 2022
Bubble gum for your ass. Bubbles can be blown by sticking the gum up your ass and slowly farting, being careful not to let one rip too strongly. Popped dubble bubbles can be both sweet and smelly, with emphasis on the smelly.
Ernie purchased a Dubble Blubble at the candy store. He went out back and shoved it far up his anus and squished it around. Then he slowly flatulated, causing a brown and pink bubble to expand out of his asshole. When the blubble popped, it smelled like a weird combination of sugar and shit.
by joseph blough December 04, 2024
An alien slave race featured in Doctor Who. Oods exist in a hive, communicate with each other by telepathy and act as servants for humans. They are ugly motherfuckers - bald, weird eyes and tentacles protruding from their mouths. A small sphere is attached to their mouths to their human masters. They are mostly benevolent and loyal, but if the contract a sickness called “red-eye” syndrome their eyes turn red, they become murderous, and can turn humans into
Oods.
Oods.
In the 44th century, a group of red-eyed Oods on a slave colony attacked a group of humans and turned their master into an Ood.
by joseph blough December 29, 2024
Dave: Why are you always spending your time on the toilet?
Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.
Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.
by joseph blough March 13, 2022
Donald likes to stick his nose in people’s asses to measure the density of farts. He has a PhD from Harvard in Fartronomy.
by joseph blough April 12, 2022
An acronym for "explosion of the ass". Simply put, it's when a volatile mix of food is consumed, resulting in a combination of explosive diarrhea and an extended loud and particularly smelly fart. Imagine eating a combination of hot wings, pizza and greasy cheeseburgers and the negative effects on the digestive tract. EOTAs can also result in the destruction of underwear, forcing one to go "commando" for the remainder of the day.
Jack went out with his buddies and treated himself to twenty sliders, onion rings and fries and frozen custard. Shortly thereafter he made a beeline to the toilet, where he had a nuclear EOTA that rendered the rest room uninhabitable for a week.
by joseph blough June 13, 2021
by joseph blough January 03, 2025