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A Cunniffe (pronounced coo-niff) is a person that craves attention and submits ego articles to wikipedia about themselves. They often claim to be funny and like to dabble in stand up comedy but lack a sense of empathy to those around them, and as a result, are not very funny. They often pad their stories with lies to inflate their ego or to gain trust from others. May display psychopathic tendencies.
Watch out for Bob, he can be a huge Cunniffe sometimes.
Cunniffe by Occasional Genius July 19, 2016
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A successful businessman that has a big chode.
Look at Adrian, he is such a Cunniffe! Isn't he awesome.
Cunniffe by SSTuesday October 26, 2016
The most amazing last name or name you will ever get because the canniffs arent afraid to defend their family they are very loving and caring but also not afraid to stand up to people
Damn watch out the Canniffs are here

Hey! lets go hang with the canniffs!!!
canniff by Wagglesmaggles123 April 6, 2017

John Cunniffe 

Spliff. i.e. a joint, blunt etc.
Woah! That's a good john cunniffe!
John Cunniffe by micktherigger April 12, 2012

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026