A Cunniffe (pronounced coo-niff) is a person that craves attention and submits ego articles to wikipedia about themselves. They often claim to be funny and like to dabble in stand up comedy but lack a sense of empathy to those around them, and as a result, are not very funny. They often pad their stories with lies to inflate their ego or to gain trust from others. May display psychopathic tendencies.
The most amazing last name or name you will ever get because the canniffs arent afraid to defend their family they are very loving and caring but also not afraid to stand up to people
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.