jonesy's definitions

Clock

something that tells you the time. When it a form capable of being worn on the wrist, it can help prevent you from being late.

Hurry up and keep your eye on the watch; the world end's at 6:00 PM sharp.

by jonesy December 11, 2004

poof

The British word for a homosexual (see faggit, homo, gay) that is one of many variations of someone who desires someone of their same gender. See example below

"Ya poof! You tryin ta bugger me?"

by Jonesy March 21, 2005

Mooshi

A tomboy in a lil alaskan village.

Theres another "mooshi" on the run.

by jonesy November 25, 2003

BLAM

Buff Like A Mother F***er.

I don't need to go to the gym, cause I'm already BLAM.

by Jonesy December 22, 2004

Target Practice

You're banging a girl and right before you blow, you push her out the window. Try to hit her on the way down...Target Practice!!

I had this sloot over last night in the penthouse...shit got boring so we did a little target practice!

by jonesy April 8, 2005

Q4T

Derived from 'QFT,' which is an abbreviation of the phrase 'Quoted For Truth.' Commonly used on message boards to emphasize a point previously made, when the person quoting the point has nothing more to add.

quoteI think homosexuals are gay./quote
Q4T

by Jonesy May 13, 2005

jonesy

The great God of Gt. Yarmouth College studying HND Computing. \0/

A very awsome d00d.

by Jonesy February 12, 2004