jonesy's definitions

KSFH

Kelly's soooo Fuckin HOT!

There's this girl at work I'd love to fuck - KSFH

by Jonesy July 14, 2003

Pepsi

Pop (or soda) that comes in different varieties. It is the main competetor with Coca-Cola, and a good alternative to heavy boozing.
Pepsi comes in several kinds now. They include: Original, full-calorie Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Wild Cherry Pepsi, special half-calorie Pepsi, and Christmas Spice Pepsi.

I think I'll have a Pepsi.

by jonesy December 11, 2004

poof

The British word for a homosexual (see faggit, homo, gay) that is one of many variations of someone who desires someone of their same gender. See example below

"Ya poof! You tryin ta bugger me?"

by Jonesy March 21, 2005

Mooshi

A tomboy in a lil alaskan village.

Theres another "mooshi" on the run.

by jonesy November 25, 2003

BLAM

Buff Like A Mother F***er.

I don't need to go to the gym, cause I'm already BLAM.

by Jonesy December 22, 2004

Clock

something that tells you the time. When it a form capable of being worn on the wrist, it can help prevent you from being late.

Hurry up and keep your eye on the watch; the world end's at 6:00 PM sharp.

by jonesy December 11, 2004

Napkin

A piece of paper designed to assist people while eating. What many people with a lack of table manners don't seem to realize is that a napkin serves a purpose. The most important thing is so that people WILL STOP SUCKING (or licking) THEIR FINGERS WHEN THEY EAT!!!!

People who suck their fingers when they eat are gross. This is a very nasty habit. Not that they care of course.

by jonesy December 11, 2004