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Buff Like A Mother F***er.
by Jonesy December 22, 2004
Get the BLAM mug.Pop (or soda) that comes in different varieties. It is the main competetor with Coca-Cola, and a good alternative to heavy boozing.
Pepsi comes in several kinds now. They include: Original, full-calorie Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Wild Cherry Pepsi, special half-calorie Pepsi, and Christmas Spice Pepsi.
Pepsi comes in several kinds now. They include: Original, full-calorie Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Wild Cherry Pepsi, special half-calorie Pepsi, and Christmas Spice Pepsi.
I think I'll have a Pepsi.
by jonesy December 11, 2004
Get the Pepsi mug.a total homosexual fruitcake. Used most often when referring to a gay guy. Other synonyms are faggot, fag, homo, cocksucker, cumguzzler, fudgepacker, and froot loop.
by jonesy January 30, 2007
Get the queer mug.A total douchebag wanker who would have led to the ruination of the United States and even worse relations with us in the United Kingdom.
This loser has now become synonymous with that word: loser. He has a serious lack of morals, and I can obviously tell that he is NOT a Christian; the incorrect reading from the Bible was a dead give away, wouldn't you say? So, the Democrats in America represent and support the poor, do they? Then how do you explain Kerry being even richer than George Bush and being involved with the Heinz Corporation? Not to mention that numerous, Hollywood celebrities with more money than The Who will ever have also vote Democrat and condemn the Republican Party and the tens of millions of members and voters within it.
This loser has now become synonymous with that word: loser. He has a serious lack of morals, and I can obviously tell that he is NOT a Christian; the incorrect reading from the Bible was a dead give away, wouldn't you say? So, the Democrats in America represent and support the poor, do they? Then how do you explain Kerry being even richer than George Bush and being involved with the Heinz Corporation? Not to mention that numerous, Hollywood celebrities with more money than The Who will ever have also vote Democrat and condemn the Republican Party and the tens of millions of members and voters within it.
by jonesy May 14, 2005
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by Jonesy July 14, 2003
Get the KSFH mug.by Jonesy February 12, 2004
Get the jonesy mug.A piece of paper designed to assist people while eating. What many people with a lack of table manners don't seem to realize is that a napkin serves a purpose. The most important thing is so that people WILL STOP SUCKING (or licking) THEIR FINGERS WHEN THEY EAT!!!!
People who suck their fingers when they eat are gross. This is a very nasty habit. Not that they care of course.
by jonesy December 11, 2004
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