john's definitions

nedbeats

crappiest music ever. Dance/rave music

haw man. listen tae thay quality nedbeats

by john September 29, 2003

flipynif

a person who raises hell online in chat rooms.

fuck you and the grandma you rode in on.

by john December 12, 2003

khan

An event or situation that is unpleasant or causes extreme distress.

Derived from Captain Kirk's famous yell of "Khaaaaaaaan!!!" in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

That sales meeting was totally khan.

by john February 23, 2004

funked

Your partner releases a boul movement, while being fucked in the ass.

while having anal sex last night, me and my partner funcked. It was gross!!

by John March 31, 2005

DM

A beard. As in "Dennis Miller".

"That fellow's DM is pretty thick."

by John March 3, 2005

dudley dort

the blackest person ever

god damnit dudley....how many times have i told u 2 put my tv down

by john January 19, 2004

shermanator

your everyday geeky kid with thick facial hair, a big nose and thick glasses, and usually has bad b.o.

Oh my god! Look at the new kid! Hes a total Shermanator!

by John January 6, 2005