The Johnzze Fund

(Tha`Jon`zee`Fund), n. 1 sum of money set aside pro the special purpose for any female to give any form of sexual pleasure. 2 in support of the world renouned Johnzze; the master of bad party mixes, poor taste in techno (or any genre for that matter), the poster child of wallflowers.

i.e. "Make this shot to support The Johnzze Fund"

"Denied, ring that one up to The Johnzze Fund"

"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"

1-800-I Need ASS

by John February 23, 2004

fankst

A combination of "fake" and "angst", denoting, thus, "fankst" - used to describe poseur angst that currently runs rampant in popular media.

A good example would be the lyrics of Linkin Park or all the worrying that the rich kids on the shows of the WB engage in.

"Dude, you have nothing to be sad about, so knock off the fankst."

by John May 14, 2005

Robeen Dey

Lead singer of rising rock band Aurora. Born in Atlanta, Georgia, this amazing singer/guitarist is a triple threat with high levels of artistic skill, good looks, and intelligence.

Robeen Dey rocks the show.

by John January 29, 2007

Wal-mart

A place where people like hold their family reunions making a ring in a main area of traffic flow and talk for hours and do not move out of the way when you want to get by.dumb asses.

Excuse me ,excuse me, idiots.

by JOHN December 13, 2003

Nails

Another way of saying "no"

G1- You want some yay
G2- Nails

by John December 10, 2003

washed

What one feels the day after getting completely stoned. One feels tired, lazy, and even the slightest movement requires immense effort due to the amount of tiredness. Some feel recurrences of their high when they're washed.

"dude, i cant go to her house, im waay too washed."

by John November 23, 2003

Shatpank

Shatpank means something really cool or rad.

Example: Foo is not shatpank. At all.

by John September 22, 2003