john's definitions

robbing the grave

Someone who dates a person more than 5 years older than them

That guy is robbing the grave! He is 19 and she is 32!

by John May 25, 2004

Walrus

While getting head from a girl, punch her in the stomach as you are cumming, so it will come out of her nose and look like tusks.

Phil tried to beat me up after I gave his girlfriend a Walrus.

by John January 14, 2005

crapcast

It means that comcast is crap:Crapcast.
or Comcrap.

I hate crapcast. They suck.

by John May 13, 2005

pirate fuck

fuck her hard in the ass, pull it out, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. She will get up standing on one leg with one eye closed, walking like she's drunk and swearing

Leroy pirate fucked his Girlfriend last night. she was mad as a wasp afterwards

by john May 14, 2005

bach

Short for Maybach, an expensive luxury sedan made by Mercedes-Benz. It is comparable to a Rolls-Royce Phantom.

Your boy back in the building, Brooklyn we back on the map
Me and my beautiful beeeeeeeitch in the back of that 'Bach.

-Jay-Z, Dirt Off Your Shoulder

by John February 28, 2005

yeti

A message board poster that specializes in low level harrassment posts. Also likes the "hit and run" posting. Fond of the word "monkey".

Monkeyman 22 was mocking me on the CF message board a week ago. I hammered him, but he never came back. Fuckin Yeti.

by John October 9, 2004

nicc

The act of cutting yourself. IE: cutting of the wrists.

Things were getting stressful so that crazy bitch nicced herself.

by John June 12, 2004