joey's definitions

juking

sex with pants on.

Eric got juked.

by joey May 10, 2004

dug out

A cunt, twat or pussy

I slammed da bitch's dug out

by Joey August 10, 2003

sulted

to be insulted by someone very badly...

Tim felt sulted when he was called a cracker

by JoEy April 3, 2003

g-ram

to absolutely destroy someones rectum, commonly with ones penis

g-ramming is not casual sex, it is kinkey, weird, handcuffed to the bed, tied up and beaten, begging, yelping, trying to get away, filthy, dirty, bathroom stall buttsex

the huge man picked me up with one hand and g-rammed me out of my mind.

by Joey October 29, 2004

BLESS YOUR CLITORIS

To be grateful of something/someone

Oh Mary, you shouldn't have gone to the trouble, bless your clitoris dear girl

by Joey February 15, 2005

Moon Spider

The surrounding hairs of a females asshole.

As I was eating it from behind, her moon spider kept tickling my nose!

by Joey November 25, 2003

Townie

A townie hangs around in groups of about 15, they go drinking, they usually go out looking for fights, they always have a mobile stuck to their head, and the girls wear the tightest tops they can (which is not a good thing because usually they are way too fat)! And their vocabulary usually consists of Fucking, slag & slut. They pick on people just because they are not like them, and they can't except others!

"You fucking slag, you is in for it now, innit!"

by Joey February 17, 2004