joey's definitions

taint slap

To rub your taint on to your hand and slap a chum in the face.

Billy taint slapped eddie in the face, leaving his face sweaty and poopy.

by joey September 20, 2003

Shleetard

Shlee: Nickname for Ashley
Tard: Short for retard
Shleetard: Ashley is retarded

Ashley, in which country is the Miss America pagent held?
Europe.
No Shleetard, Europe is a continent not a country and America is also known as the United States of America.

by Joey November 30, 2003

cheeva

A slang term for marijuana. Other words: weed, dank, mary jane, etc.

To get high, I smoke cheeva.

by Joey March 6, 2005

shnob

a fucking mean, snot of a person

why do you always have to be a shnob!

by joey January 25, 2004

cockblocker

someone who prevents someone from getting sex.

by Joey March 20, 2003

dirt cert

Meaning most definately.

Sam was Dirt Cert that she'd win the audition

by Joey May 13, 2005

Gimme Mine

to slap or aggressively pull someone's neck after saying something unintelligent

Person 1: I thought Vancouver was in France

Person 2: Wow, gimme mine!

by Joey May 27, 2004