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novell

The moron "skuzzi"s defintion says it is an operating system 'noone uses.' No, normal users don't do it, because Novell is a server OS, not an OS for users. It is made to handle network traffic and security.

Another idiot, "Cail" states that the user name "Novell" will get you in to any network...However, the truth is, "Novell" will only get him in to the network he uses @ his school. The only user name that comes preinstalled is "admin" which REQUIRES a password. The reason "Novell" is your login name is because the idiot administrator where you work/go to school has set that to be the username / password with unlimited concurrent connections. (you both are jackasses)
Damn, you shoulda read the definitions for "novell" on urbandictionary.com....People who don't know anything about computers/networking and have never done anything outside of the regular user realm really shouldn't try to define high end networking equipment/software.
by joey March 24, 2005
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optical poptitude

When you sneeze so hard that your eyeballs pop out of their sockets.
Alex sneezed so ferociously that optical poptitude occured and had to have eye surgery immediately.
by Joey March 1, 2004
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dug out

by Joey August 10, 2003
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BLESS YOUR CLITORIS

Oh Mary, you shouldn't have gone to the trouble, bless your clitoris dear girl
by Joey February 15, 2005
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gaysain

n. An asian guy that collect yu-gi-oh cards and licks assholes.
Gaysain: Hey wanna trade yu-gi-oh cards and have but sex?
Me: Fuck off you gaysain, yu-gi-oh is for homos.
by Joey April 4, 2003
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g-ram

to absolutely destroy someones rectum, commonly with ones penis

g-ramming is not casual sex, it is kinkey, weird, handcuffed to the bed, tied up and beaten, begging, yelping, trying to get away, filthy, dirty, bathroom stall buttsex
the huge man picked me up with one hand and g-rammed me out of my mind.
by Joey October 29, 2004
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juking

sex with pants on.
by joey May 10, 2004
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