joey's definitions

shnob

a fucking mean, snot of a person

why do you always have to be a shnob!

by joey January 25, 2004

taint slap

To rub your taint on to your hand and slap a chum in the face.

Billy taint slapped eddie in the face, leaving his face sweaty and poopy.

by joey September 20, 2003

Townie

A townie hangs around in groups of about 15, they go drinking, they usually go out looking for fights, they always have a mobile stuck to their head, and the girls wear the tightest tops they can (which is not a good thing because usually they are way too fat)! And their vocabulary usually consists of Fucking, slag & slut. They pick on people just because they are not like them, and they can't except others!

"You fucking slag, you is in for it now, innit!"

by Joey February 17, 2004

Yass

A many layered mans well Defined Beard

'Jesus check out the angle on that mans Yass

by jOEY April 29, 2004

O-ops

When you roll two blunts together.

"rollin two phily's together - in the bridge we call em o-ops"

by Joey October 12, 2003

access

getting into somewhere.. clubs.. or pants.. that sorta thing

you have vip acess ;)

by Joey October 18, 2003

hoggin'

Cheating on a girl with an (ugly) whore.

He went hoggin' because he was desperate.

by Joey June 11, 2003