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B.A.N.F.

This Definition means Back alley nigger fuck. This is a word to be used when something bad happens to someone.
Man, You just got banfed
by Joey March 31, 2005
mugGet the B.A.N.F.mug.

Gimme Mine

to slap or aggressively pull someone's neck after saying something unintelligent
Person 1: I thought Vancouver was in France

Person 2: Wow, gimme mine!
by Joey May 27, 2004
mugGet the Gimme Minemug.

Corn Pimples

When one removes his meat sword from his partners fart tank- and discovers he has little beads of shit on his shaft. He now has Corn Pimples!
After getting my mud nut in this beotches ass- I realized her grippers had left little Corn Pimples on my dick.
by Joey November 25, 2003
mugGet the Corn Pimplesmug.

novell

The moron "skuzzi"s defintion says it is an operating system 'noone uses.' No, normal users don't do it, because Novell is a server OS, not an OS for users. It is made to handle network traffic and security.

Another idiot, "Cail" states that the user name "Novell" will get you in to any network...However, the truth is, "Novell" will only get him in to the network he uses @ his school. The only user name that comes preinstalled is "admin" which REQUIRES a password. The reason "Novell" is your login name is because the idiot administrator where you work/go to school has set that to be the username / password with unlimited concurrent connections. (you both are jackasses)
Damn, you shoulda read the definitions for "novell" on urbandictionary.com....People who don't know anything about computers/networking and have never done anything outside of the regular user realm really shouldn't try to define high end networking equipment/software.
by joey March 24, 2005
mugGet the novellmug.

Alkemyst

If anandtech had body parts he would be the asshole.
KISS MY ALKEMYST SHiTWAD!!!
by Joey August 19, 2004
mugGet the Alkemystmug.

Zippy the Pinhead

noun.
1.) A complete clusterfuck of ideas strewn together in a mediocre collaboration between alchohol and hand that completely skips the mind and development stages. It is the metaphysical manifestation of all the bad acid trips from the 60's and 70's finally gathered and plotted down on newspaper that seeks to arouse "t3h g1ggL3ZorrZ" in the morning populace that reads them. Meaningless in meaning, pointless in point, it's top priority is to be bathroom tissue. The only strip it'll be useful for is stripping excrememnt from buttholes.

2.) A horrible fucking comic strip.
*At the breakfast table*
"Hey, dad. Did you ever get Zippy the Pinhead?"
"Oh, fuck no."
by Joey December 14, 2004
mugGet the Zippy the Pinheadmug.

moner

Dude, I had a huge moner this morning.
by Joey April 12, 2003
mugGet the monermug.

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