joey's definitions

Corn Pimples

When one removes his meat sword from his partners fart tank- and discovers he has little beads of shit on his shaft. He now has Corn Pimples!

After getting my mud nut in this beotches ass- I realized her grippers had left little Corn Pimples on my dick.

by Joey November 25, 2003

B.A.N.F.

This Definition means Back alley nigger fuck. This is a word to be used when something bad happens to someone.

Man, You just got banfed

by Joey March 31, 2005

dime a dozen

So cheap you can buy twelve for ten cents.

"Expired donuts are a dime a dozen!"
"That is so cheap."

by Joey October 25, 2003

team choad

Team choad is a Magical team of Genius individuals who Own all who Oppose them On Xanga.

Don't Fuck with team choad they will Pwn you like a Dirty NOOB.

by Joey April 5, 2005

moner

When you wake up in the morning with a boner.

Dude, I had a huge moner this morning.

by Joey April 12, 2003

Gimme Mine

to slap or aggressively pull someone's neck after saying something unintelligent

Person 1: I thought Vancouver was in France

Person 2: Wow, gimme mine!

by Joey May 27, 2004

sizandles

what gay ppl who think their black say to be funny (someone with this name must be a gay homo with no life or friends)...

yo, SizAndles??? wtf are you a moron...

by joey September 26, 2004