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Corn Pimples

When one removes his meat sword from his partners fart tank- and discovers he has little beads of shit on his shaft. He now has Corn Pimples!
After getting my mud nut in this beotches ass- I realized her grippers had left little Corn Pimples on my dick.
by Joey November 25, 2003
mugGet the Corn Pimplesmug.

novell

The moron "skuzzi"s defintion says it is an operating system 'noone uses.' No, normal users don't do it, because Novell is a server OS, not an OS for users. It is made to handle network traffic and security.

Another idiot, "Cail" states that the user name "Novell" will get you in to any network...However, the truth is, "Novell" will only get him in to the network he uses @ his school. The only user name that comes preinstalled is "admin" which REQUIRES a password. The reason "Novell" is your login name is because the idiot administrator where you work/go to school has set that to be the username / password with unlimited concurrent connections. (you both are jackasses)
Damn, you shoulda read the definitions for "novell" on urbandictionary.com....People who don't know anything about computers/networking and have never done anything outside of the regular user realm really shouldn't try to define high end networking equipment/software.
by joey March 24, 2005
mugGet the novellmug.

Alkemyst

If anandtech had body parts he would be the asshole.
KISS MY ALKEMYST SHiTWAD!!!
by Joey August 19, 2004
mugGet the Alkemystmug.

Ja Rule

The DOPEISH is a fucking moron, here's why:

Ja Rule went to an all-white private school, which he admits to making him feel like a tough guy, though he is a bitch.
50 Cent put out 21 Questions...Okay? 2Pac put out How Do U Want It, does that make him a pussy?

Ja Rule does NOTHING but love ballads now. He is all about duets with Ashanti, and he is a fucking bitch. He is now trying to be hard again, because he was made fun of so much when 50 Cent came out and made a mockery of him.
'I smell pussy, is that you Ja?'
'You sing for hoes and sound like the cookie monster'
Real Rap Fan #1 : So what is the worst rap song / rapper of all time in the hip hop world?

Real Rap Fan #2 : As long as Ja keeps making music, we can never truly judge.
by Joey December 29, 2004
mugGet the Ja Rulemug.

moner

Dude, I had a huge moner this morning.
by Joey April 12, 2003
mugGet the monermug.

sizandles

what gay ppl who think their black say to be funny (someone with this name must be a gay homo with no life or friends)...
yo, SizAndles??? wtf are you a moron...
by joey September 26, 2004
mugGet the sizandlesmug.

team choad

Team choad is a Magical team of Genius individuals who Own all who Oppose them On Xanga.
Don't Fuck with team choad they will Pwn you like a Dirty NOOB.
by Joey April 5, 2005
mugGet the team choadmug.

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