Definitions by joey

pimp status 

shit thats awsome

that bling is pimp status

pimp status by joey March 9, 2004

optical poptitude 

When you sneeze so hard that your eyeballs pop out of their sockets.

Alex sneezed so ferociously that optical poptitude occured and had to have eye surgery immediately.

optical poptitude by Joey March 1, 2004

Platano_4lyf 

1.The worlds pimpes Alky 2.El gordito mas sexy del mundo 3.Out drinks anyone of you.

Platano_4lyf will own your liquor and your soul.

Platano_4lyf by Joey February 25, 2004

innit 

Use it instead of a full stop

blahh blahh blahh innit

innit by Joey February 17, 2004

Townie 

A townie hangs around in groups of about 15, they go drinking, they usually go out looking for fights, they always have a mobile stuck to their head, and the girls wear the tightest tops they can (which is not a good thing because usually they are way too fat)! And their vocabulary usually consists of Fucking, slag & slut. They pick on people just because they are not like them, and they can't except others!

"You fucking slag, you is in for it now, innit!"

Townie by Joey February 17, 2004

whackin your dog 

masturbating. tugging your bird.

don't be whackin yer dog.

whackin your dog by joey February 13, 2004

shnob 

a fucking mean, snot of a person

why do you always have to be a shnob!

shnob by joey January 25, 2004