joey's definitions

g-ram

to absolutely destroy someones rectum, commonly with ones penis

g-ramming is not casual sex, it is kinkey, weird, handcuffed to the bed, tied up and beaten, begging, yelping, trying to get away, filthy, dirty, bathroom stall buttsex

the huge man picked me up with one hand and g-rammed me out of my mind.

by Joey October 29, 2004

B.A.N.F.

This Definition means Back alley nigger fuck. This is a word to be used when something bad happens to someone.

Man, You just got banfed

by Joey March 31, 2005

Gimme Mine

to slap or aggressively pull someone's neck after saying something unintelligent

Person 1: I thought Vancouver was in France

Person 2: Wow, gimme mine!

by Joey May 27, 2004

dime a dozen

So cheap you can buy twelve for ten cents.

"Expired donuts are a dime a dozen!"
"That is so cheap."

by Joey October 25, 2003

team choad

Team choad is a Magical team of Genius individuals who Own all who Oppose them On Xanga.

Don't Fuck with team choad they will Pwn you like a Dirty NOOB.

by Joey April 5, 2005

moner

When you wake up in the morning with a boner.

Dude, I had a huge moner this morning.

by Joey April 12, 2003

Ja Rule

The DOPEISH is a fucking moron, here's why:

Ja Rule went to an all-white private school, which he admits to making him feel like a tough guy, though he is a bitch.
50 Cent put out 21 Questions...Okay? 2Pac put out How Do U Want It, does that make him a pussy?

Ja Rule does NOTHING but love ballads now. He is all about duets with Ashanti, and he is a fucking bitch. He is now trying to be hard again, because he was made fun of so much when 50 Cent came out and made a mockery of him.
'I smell pussy, is that you Ja?'
'You sing for hoes and sound like the cookie monster'

Real Rap Fan #1 : So what is the worst rap song / rapper of all time in the hip hop world?

Real Rap Fan #2 : As long as Ja keeps making music, we can never truly judge.

by Joey December 29, 2004