joey's definitions

Square Biz

Used like "for real?" or "really" would be.

"Ay dog Shamique just got busted in her head god..three times god"

"Square biz, where?"

by Joey October 12, 2003

Moon Spider

The surrounding hairs of a females asshole.

As I was eating it from behind, her moon spider kept tickling my nose!

by Joey November 25, 2003

Scaleskin

A certain person who is totally obsessed with dragons and dinosaurs

named: E0RAPT0R

by Joey July 3, 2004

Townie

A townie hangs around in groups of about 15, they go drinking, they usually go out looking for fights, they always have a mobile stuck to their head, and the girls wear the tightest tops they can (which is not a good thing because usually they are way too fat)! And their vocabulary usually consists of Fucking, slag & slut. They pick on people just because they are not like them, and they can't except others!

"You fucking slag, you is in for it now, innit!"

by Joey February 17, 2004

Ass Jouster

A man that loves to engage in the act of anal sex.

A man that is also an asshole.

"Dude, did you get on Counterstrike today?"
"Yeah. That guy named System-Error was on."
"Him!? He's an ass jouster."
"Totally."

by Joey December 6, 2004

Vapenaginis

The sexual organ of a person of unrecognizable gender. Also, a person with such a personality that they represent both sexes.

Guy 1: Dude, Clarissa has a vapenaginis.
Guy 2: Dude, who's Clarissa?
Guy 1: (Points) That girl over there.
Guy 2: Dude! That's my best friend Eric!

by Joey January 20, 2005

eggonson

This gay tall goofy kid with a bagel in his stomach

egoonson SUCKS at ESPN Hockey 2005

by Joey January 20, 2005