Definitions by joemammy

Bojanglin

Wasting everyone's time. Standing in the middle of the aisle. Driving slow af in the left lane. Doing things that piss society off to the max.

All this bojanglin makes me hate humanity.

Bojanglin by joemammy September 3, 2016

Pull a Jared 

When you try to give someone your 6 inch in the creepiest way possible.

You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".

Pull a Jared by joemammy September 3, 2016

Fetty Wop 

When a white person asks you who raps that, just say Fetty Wop. They won't know any different.

Urkel: Yo dude this that new Carter 5?

Friend: Na it's fetty wop.

Urkel: Oh, duh! Just like the last five songs.

Fetty Wop by joemammy September 3, 2016

Uncle Deezle 

What you turn into after taking three scoops of preworkout.

Uncle Deezle over there took three scoops and forgot where he was.

Uncle Deezle by joemammy September 3, 2016

Cheetoh Dick 

What happens when you fap immediately after eating Chester's.

He was about to get some head but he had some crazy cheetoh dick going on.

Cheetoh Dick by joemammy September 3, 2016

Donald Trump Powers 

Ability to say whatever the hell you want and suffer zero consequences.

Kick these Mexicans out and eff black people. I have Donald Trump powers biiiiiitch!

Donald Trump Powers by joemammy September 3, 2016

Miller Lite 

A beer I'd almost drink.

If I had to decide between goat piss and miller lite, I'm going with the goat piss.

Miller Lite by joemammy September 3, 2016