joemammy's definitions
When someone finally gets what's coming to them. Usually well-deserved and brings joy to others when they learn about it.
Jody got his comeuppance when he was caught cheating on a skanks-for-free website. Nice try Jody, you sloptart looking bastard.
by joemammy July 13, 2019

Urkel: Yo dude this that new Carter 5?
Friend: Na it's fetty wop.
Urkel: Oh, duh! Just like the last five songs.
Friend: Na it's fetty wop.
Urkel: Oh, duh! Just like the last five songs.
by joemammy September 3, 2016

Her ugliness was showing through the first bag. I then realized that this girl was a two bagger. I then stuck another bag on top of the first one.
by joemammy December 14, 2008

by joemammy September 3, 2016

by Joemammy January 18, 2015

You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".
by joemammy September 3, 2016

by joemammy September 3, 2016
