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Comeuppance

When someone finally gets what's coming to them. Usually well-deserved and brings joy to others when they learn about it.
Jody got his comeuppance when he was caught cheating on a skanks-for-free website. Nice try Jody, you sloptart looking bastard.
by joemammy July 13, 2019
mugGet the Comeuppancemug.

Fetty Wop

When a white person asks you who raps that, just say Fetty Wop. They won't know any different.
Urkel: Yo dude this that new Carter 5?

Friend: Na it's fetty wop.

Urkel: Oh, duh! Just like the last five songs.
by joemammy September 3, 2016
mugGet the Fetty Wopmug.

two bagger

one bag just isn't going to cut it...
Her ugliness was showing through the first bag. I then realized that this girl was a two bagger. I then stuck another bag on top of the first one.
by joemammy December 14, 2008
mugGet the two baggermug.

Donald Trump Powers

Ability to say whatever the hell you want and suffer zero consequences.
Kick these Mexicans out and eff black people. I have Donald Trump powers biiiiiitch!
by joemammy September 3, 2016
mugGet the Donald Trump Powersmug.

Outhouse Polio

A condition where your legs fall asleep becuase you sit on the can too long.
Johnny couldn't walk after taking a really long dump. He had outhouse polio.
by Joemammy January 18, 2015
mugGet the Outhouse Poliomug.

Pull a Jared

When you try to give someone your 6 inch in the creepiest way possible.
You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".
by joemammy September 3, 2016
mugGet the Pull a Jaredmug.

Porcelain Pwn'n

Act of blowing up your toilet. Probably after eating spicy ass Thai food.
I need more toilet paper for all this porcelain pwn'n!
by joemammy September 3, 2016
mugGet the Porcelain Pwn'nmug.

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