joemammy's definitions
Little baby stomach syndrome. The condition that occurs when you can't handle your food or your alcohol.
Ex 1: My boy used to be able to KNOCK plates at the buffet, but lately he's been eating like a little bee-yetch!
Ex 2: "Haha look at Timmy! He just shotgunned a four loko and got a baddd case of LBSS. He looks like he's straight time travelin."
Ex 2: "Haha look at Timmy! He just shotgunned a four loko and got a baddd case of LBSS. He looks like he's straight time travelin."
by joemammy April 29, 2015
Get the LBSSmug. For breakfast I had two McBirritos, an egg McMuffin, a McHashbrown, and a McCoffee. I'm going to have McGrumbles all morning.
by joemammy September 3, 2016
Get the McGrumblemug. 
When a gentlemen takes his testicles and places them upon a person's face in order to disgrace that individual. For best effect they are placed near or inside the oral region (and dipped to simulate a tea bag). A person may also take the testicles and cover the eyes - this is called a trojan helmet.
Andrew was dozing away peacefully underneath his warm covers. A few moments later he awoke to C's nuts planted on his cheek. Andrew was so tired he did not even realize he was getting the tea bag treatment. We all hid and waited for the anger to come, but instead of anger we heard a soft whisper. That whisper said: "What are you guys going to do to me".
by joemammy December 14, 2008
Get the tea bagmug. by joemammy September 3, 2016
Get the Uncle Deezlemug. by joemammy September 3, 2016
Get the What's coonin?mug. A code name for a whore house. It is most commonly used by people when they take trips to Las Vegas and they would like to be discrete about their true intentions.
by joemammy December 14, 2008
Get the Mattress Warehousemug.