tvacation

A vacation in which you visit exotic locations by watching travel tv shows. It's cheap and you get to visit many destinations. travel channel, tv, travel, vacation, exotic destinations, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, international
Every night I take a tvacation to South America, China, Europe and Africa. It beats jumping on and off planes and spending a fortune on a real one.
by joecoolthefool July 11, 2016
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passive aggressive patriot

A person who walks around in public with rifles and hand guns exposed to try and show how tough they are and intimidate the people around them. active shooter, rifle, gun, mass shooting, mass casualty, homocide, hand gun, concealed weapon, terrorism, terrorist, disgruntled employee, news, CNN, Fox news, police, SWAT, shooting
Look out on aisle 10, we got a passive aggressive patriot parading around with his AR-15 on his shoulder.
by joecoolthefool July 17, 2016
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barracuda blowjob

A blowjob where a person bites or scrapes the shaft of the penis with their teeth. barracuda, shark, teeth, bite, scrape, chomp, blowjob, oral sex, oral, fellatio, cunnilingus, skin flute, sex, facial, bukkake, facial abuse
I've been seeing this woman for about a month and she's awesome. We hooked up last night and she gave me a barracuda blowjob. I've been sore all day.
by joecoolthefool June 03, 2016
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poosomnia

The inability to fall asleep because you have to poop so badly. It is usually accompanied by an upset stomach and farting in bed. poo, poop, bowel movement, bm, take a dump, fart, pass gas, drop a deuce, crap, pinch a loaf, sleep, sleeplessness, fall asleep, insomnia
When I eat chili and spinach greens, around 2am I get a major case of poosomnia.
by joecoolthefool January 28, 2017
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rich for a minute

A person who got rich quickly and doesn't know how to handle it. They spend lavishly on everything, as if the money will never end and often end broke. rapper rich, ballin out, baller, rich, wealthy, basketball, football, hood rich, broke
I can't believe rapper HiLife just bought his 3rd ferrari in 6 months. That fool has been rich for a minute and acting like he's Bill Gates. He better be careful or he'll be broke.
by joecoolthefool March 14, 2016
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hulk withdrawal

The physical and emotional exhaustion that comes after an extremely stressful situation. hulk rage, hulk, hulkout, rage, anger, emotion, sadness, disappointment, Marvel, superhero, Avengers
I was so angry at my brother for shoving me off my bike, I went into a rage. I was so upset that now I'm exhausted and can't do anything. Bro, that's hulk withdrawal.
by joecoolthefool September 11, 2016
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gun couture

Guns and accessories with designs and colors to make them look beautiful or colorful to attract women buyers. The companies want the guns, the holsters and all of the accessories to look pretty even though the guns are deadly. gun up, guns, weapons, rifle, AR-15, machine gun, shoot, handgun, Gloc, bullets, police, gangs, terrorism, terrorists, holster, couture, fashion, haute couture, girly guns
There is so much unnecessary gun couture in these gun shops. I'm old school, I like black guns and black holsters.
by joecoolthefool August 07, 2017
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