marvel muscles

The attempt to workout so that you sculpt your body like a Marvel superhero. You lift heavy weights and eat a lot of protein to get the shredded look. Marvel, superhero, muscles, workout, lift weights, train, exercise, shredded, pump iron, gym, fitness
You're in here every day Travis, you really put in the time. Yeah man, I am determined to get shredded and look like my favorite superhero Thor. I want those Marvel muscles.
by joecoolthefool February 19, 2016
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Bust a Kojak

To rub or massage the head of your penis until you ejaculate.
I had to bust a Kojak this morning to relieve my morning wood. masterbate, jack-off, touch myself, fondle, choke the chicken
by joecoolthefool December 06, 2014
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Pork bomb

The gastric explosion in your stomach after you gorge yourself on ribs, brisket and the bbq trimmings. pig bomb, pork, bbq, bbq sauce, beef, beef ribs, baked beans, dinner, meal, food
I am still trying to digest the pork bomb I had for lunch. What did you eat? A full slab of ribs, and a pint of baked beans!
by joecoolthefool March 18, 2016
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electoral euphoria

The irrational voter excitement for the midterm or presidential elections. The media, wealthy donors and secret political organizations stoke the fires for months that a victory by your favorite political party will somehow dramatically improve your life and the nation. It won’t unless you are a super rich person or large corporation. electiral, electoral college, voter, voting, politics, political corruption, politician, DC, political swamp, Washington D.C., DC swamp, Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Trump, Obama, Clinton, mainstream media, lamestream media, CNN, Fox News, Senators, Congressmen, Congress, midterm elections, presidential elections
I do not understand all of this electoral euphoria over the midterms. The elections won’t eliminate the DC swamp and all of the corruption.
by joecoolthefool November 03, 2018
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Soccer molesting

Soccer players that grab and feel up players of the opposing team to provoke them to shove, punch or kick them back, so the referee will pull a yellow or red card on the opposing player.
I can't believe that Brazillian player grabbed the butt of the American player to provoke him to elbow him back in front of the ref. he was totally soccer molesting the American. dirty player, play dirty, sneaky, soccer, World Cup, soccer ball
by joecoolthefool August 21, 2015
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come get these hands

A statement made to challenge someone to a fight. fight, fistfight, beatdown, brawl, Worldstar, throw hands, punch, boxing
If you keep talking trash, I'm going to throw you a beating. Alright then, come get these hands.
by joecoolthefool December 20, 2016
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Coffee-up

Drinking a lot of coffee to stay up late or get some energy for an activity. coffee, hot coffee, java, java juice, wake up, stay up, stay up late, Starbucks, energy drink
I gotta study for my mid-terms this weekend, so I'm gonna coffee-up.
by joecoolthefool January 09, 2016
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