joecoolthefool's definitions

Bust a Kojak

To rub or massage the head of your penis until you ejaculate.

I had to bust a Kojak this morning to relieve my morning wood. masterbate, jack-off, touch myself, fondle, choke the chicken

by joecoolthefool December 5, 2014

canine coddling

People who use baby talk and treat dogs like they are young children. It is mostly a middle class issue because they have the surplus money to spend on their dogs. pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, dog, cat, pet, part of the family, baby talk

I don't understand all of this canine coddling. The baby talk and cooing over dogs gets to be too much for me.

by joecoolthefool May 25, 2016

Shenaniguns

Pranks, joking around or horseplay with firearms. It is usually completely innocent, but occassionally results in tragic accidents. gun, guns, firearm, rifle, handgun, assault weapon, semi-automatic rifle, semi-automatic, full automatic, NRA, trigger rich, mag stacking, gunplay

My idiot cousin was spinning his .45 in his hand and it went off and shot me in the butt. Good old fashion shenaniguns.

by joecoolthefool September 19, 2016

cistrans silliness

The unnecessary use of the prefixes cis or trans to define the sexuality of a person. You are either straight, gay or gay with a side of straight; that's it. straight, heterosexual, homosexual, gay, gay with a side of straight, queer, bisexual, cisgender, transgender, transexual, LGBT

I don't understand the difference between cisgender or transgender. As far as I'm concerned, this talk is just cistrans silliness.

by joecoolthefool August 30, 2016

sneaky boogers

The boogers that are left behind after blowing your nose. You can either still feel them or you are embarassed later when you find they're still there from someone else. You have to take your finger and scrape the size of your nose to catch it. The word is a take on the British phrase 'sneaky bugger'.booger, boogers, nose bogey, snot, nose, nasal archaeology, digging for gold, pick me a winner

I always have to blow my nose several times to make sure I don't have any sneaky boogers before going on air.

by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016

bible baller

A pastor or preacher who lectures church members about how it is a sin to want to be rich while using the donations from his flock to live a lavish lifestyle.

I am barely getting by on my social security, but I donate every week to my church. I notice though that my so-called frugal pastor just drove up in a brand new Bentley. I'm beginning to think he's a bible baller. baller, con artist, thief, manipulator, grifter, church, religion, preacher, minister, blacks, African-American

by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016

Pork bomb

The gastric explosion in your stomach after you gorge yourself on ribs, brisket and the bbq trimmings. pig bomb, pork, bbq, bbq sauce, beef, beef ribs, baked beans, dinner, meal, food

I am still trying to digest the pork bomb I had for lunch. What did you eat? A full slab of ribs, and a pint of baked beans!

by joecoolthefool July 20, 2016