joecoolthefool's definitions

Trumpestuous

1) The drama and chaos surrounding the Donald Trump Presidential campaign. All political traditions have been thrown out the window with his presidential candidacy.
2) Political campaigns that are as unpredictable and drama-filled as the Trump Presidential campaign. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trumper, The Apprentice, make America great again, Trump army, Trumped up, Trump speak

The chaos and drama surrounding the corporate merger resembled a Trump campaign. It was very Trumpestuous.

by joecoolthefool September 5, 2016

come get these hands

A statement made to challenge someone to a fight. fight, fistfight, beatdown, brawl, Worldstar, throw hands, punch, boxing

If you keep talking trash, I'm going to throw you a beating. Alright then, come get these hands.

by joecoolthefool December 19, 2016

canine coddling

People who use baby talk and treat dogs like they are young children. It is mostly a middle class issue because they have the surplus money to spend on their dogs. pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, dog, cat, pet, part of the family, baby talk

I don't understand all of this canine coddling. The baby talk and cooing over dogs gets to be too much for me.

by joecoolthefool May 25, 2016

Bust a Kojak

To rub or massage the head of your penis until you ejaculate.

I had to bust a Kojak this morning to relieve my morning wood. masterbate, jack-off, touch myself, fondle, choke the chicken

by joecoolthefool December 5, 2014

troll mole

A spy who infiltrates a foreign country, corporation or organization with the intent of using social media or other media sources to sow seeds of confusion, misinformation, deception and destruction. The troll mole is more dangerous than a bot because they attack their target from within. spy, bot, Russian bot, troll, mole, sleeper agent, Putinbot, Russiagate, hacker, President Trump, Hillary Clinton, President Obama, CIA, FSB, FBI, 2016 elections, Mueller investigation, James Comey, Kremlin, Vladimir Putin, Russia, infiltrator, liberal media, social media, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram

The liberal media keeps saying that Russians influenced the recent elections. I don’t buy it, a troll mole doesn’t have that much power, we are America strong!

by joecoolthefool February 17, 2018

Jordan talk

People stand around talking about their Air Jordans or complementing other people's Jordans. There are so many different kinds of Jordans, it can be a long discussion. Air Jordans, Michael Jordan, Nike, Jordans, sneakerhead, trainers, basketball shoes, basketball

I love going to the barbershop on the weekend, all the guys wear their latest and greatest Air Jordans. The Jordan talk gets pretty intense.

by joecoolthefool August 7, 2017

Trump candy

The ‘Butterfinger’ is President Donald Trump’s candy bar because it is orange on the inside like his skin and hair. The name also illustrates the numerous verbal, social and political gaffes from President Trump while in Office. Trumpestuous, The Orange King, Trumper, 45, tanTrump, Trumpnado, President Trump, make America great again, Trumpkins, Winter Whitehouse, Trumpy, Trumped up, candy bar, Butterfinger, out of shape, overweight

Whenever I eat a Butterfinger, I think that this is the ideal Trump candy!

by joecoolthefool November 19, 2018