joecoolthefool's definitions

Rocky Moment

The moment in your life when you are beaten down and you decide to fight back, persevere and win, just like Rocky Balboa. Rocky Balboa, Yo Adrian, Apollo Creed, The Italian Stallion, Go for It

I lost my job and my home and for a brief moment I lost hope. That was my Rocky moment. I decided I will never give up, never quit and fight on!

by joecoolthefool July 12, 2017

Mag stacking

Binding or taping gun magazines together on a semiautomatic or automatic weapon to make it easier to reload a fresh magazine when shooting.

We are going out on a dangerous mission and we may run into a lot of enemy soldiers, so mag stacking is a must. gun, bullets, weapon, gun magazine, soldier, rifle, semiautomatic, automatic, machine gun, m4, m16, ak47

by joecoolthefool February 15, 2015

canine coddling

People who use baby talk and treat dogs like they are young children. It is mostly a middle class issue because they have the surplus money to spend on their dogs. pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, dog, cat, pet, part of the family, baby talk

I don't understand all of this canine coddling. The baby talk and cooing over dogs gets to be too much for me.

by joecoolthefool May 25, 2016

Bust a Kojak

To rub or massage the head of your penis until you ejaculate.

I had to bust a Kojak this morning to relieve my morning wood. masterbate, jack-off, touch myself, fondle, choke the chicken

by joecoolthefool December 5, 2014

media mindgames

The manipulative style of writing or tv presentation that tells you what you are supposed to think based upon the writer's or tv show's agenda. The title of an article is phrased 'why something that you are thinking is wrong or misguided' or a tv show that tries to manipulate facts so that a powerful argument or fact is trivialized and another idea that is trivial is given a lot of consideration. media , liberal media, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, tv, journalism, liberal, conservative, agenda, manipulation, establishment

I am so sick of the media mindgames where they tell me the front runner who has won so many primaries is really out of touch with America! If he is out of touch then why is he winning.

by joecoolthefool July 24, 2016

Sports campus

The reason colleges and universities exist is no longer to educate young people for a career. They exist solely to create the best football and basketball teams, the two sports which bring in the most money for the school. These two sports fund all other sports on campus and bring in tons of money from alumni and boosters that enriches the school and pays for the spiraling salaries of the coaches and trainers. Career prep is a distant second. college, university, sports, athletics, football, basketball, education, graduate, higher education, campus, learning, class, degree, baseball, soccer, swimming, lacrosse, hockey, basketball golf, tennis

Let’s be honest, this place isn’t about getting a degree, it’s about sports. It’s a sports campus.

by joecoolthefool May 11, 2019

4:20 break

The 4:20 am or pm time where you sneak off to smoke weed. weed, Mary Jane, reefer, blunt, ganja, 4/20, marijuana, doobie, bong, stoned, joint

I know there is a lot of work to do before closing time, but I've got to take my 4:20 break.

by joecoolthefool October 7, 2016