Definitions by joecoolthefool
vehicular stalker
A driver who follows another car because there is something special about it. The car may be an exotic make and model or it may have fancy wheels or an unusual paint job. There is something about it that fascinates the driver. vehicle, auto, automobile, car, suv, van, motorcycle, motorbike, an exotic, luxury car, supercar, muscle car, SEMA, stalker, obsessed, surveil, harrass, follow, paparazzi, stalkerazzi
I've got to admit that I'm a vehicular stalker because when I see a Ferrari or Porsche, I've got to see it up close.
vehicular stalker by joecoolthefool July 15, 2016
autocorrector
A person who constantly interrupts you to correct your grammar, to inform you that something you said was wrong or to add detail to something that you are saying. Even if the correction is accurate or improves what your story, it's frustrating as heck. correction, correct, autocorrect, interrupt, annoying, iphone, smartphone, talk-over, talkover, last word
My brother is the ultimate autocorrector. Every time I try to tell a story, he constantly interrupts me to add unnecessary details to the story.
autocorrector by joecoolthefool July 15, 2016
Gamer groupie
People who start playing a new video game or online game to fit in because everyone else is playing it. gamer, groupie, online game, video game, social media, facebook, twitter, Snapchat, Instagram, pokemon go, Kim Kardasian, Kim Kardashian Hollywood, millenials
I see all of these gamer groupies playing the new Pokemon Go while walking down the street. They run into other people walking by and even walk into trees because they are so absorbed with the game.
Gamer groupie by joecoolthefool July 13, 2016
traumacation
Accidents and illnesses on a vacation that ruin the trip. Food poisoning, broken bones and medical illnesses force a person to go to the hospital or remain in their hotel room. trauma, accident, crash, fall, food poisoning, diarrhea, vacation, fun, cruise, cruise ship, hotel, beach, ocean, luxury, party, family reunion
During my cruise, I had nausea, vomiting, diarrhea and a massive headache for 6 days. On the last day of the trip, I felt better. It was a traumacation.
traumacation by joecoolthefool July 12, 2016
tvacation
A vacation in which you visit exotic locations by watching travel tv shows. It's cheap and you get to visit many destinations. travel channel, tv, travel, vacation, exotic destinations, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, international
Every night I take a tvacation to South America, China, Europe and Africa. It beats jumping on and off planes and spending a fortune on a real one.
tvacation by joecoolthefool July 11, 2016
fat tats
The stretch mark lines that develop along the skin as a person loses weight. It looks weird, but it's also a badge of honor for the hard work you put in losing weight. fat, overweight, obese, heavy duty booty, rotund, husky, roomy, tattoo, tats, body art, exercise, weight loss, gym, workout, lift weights, jogging, runner, Gold's Gym, weight lifting
fat tats by joecoolthefool July 9, 2016
Talk you up
To make positive remarks about someone's work ethic, career achievements or talent to help them professionally. Past tense is talked you up. complement, praise, support, help, promote, advertise, celebrity, aid
Are you kidding me?! The whole time I was at the party, I went around and made sure to talk you up! If you don't get the promotion now, you never will.
Talk you up by joecoolthefool July 8, 2016