hurt hug

The hug that a person gives to someone when they hurt themselves in an accident.

I had to run up and give my baby a hurt hug when he fell off the slide at the playground. trauma hug, hurt, injury, fracture, crash

by joecoolthefool August 15, 2015

neverwrongs

People who in a discussion or an argument can never be wrong or mistaken even when the evidence proves the contrary. Also called know-it-alls. never wrongs, alwaysright, always right, knowitalls, bossy, expert, know-it-alls, narcissistic

There is nothing worse than being lectured by neverwrongs, especially when you have evidence that proves you’re right.

by joecoolthefool November 12, 2018

Coffee-up

Drinking a lot of coffee to stay up late or get some energy for an activity. coffee, hot coffee, java, java juice, wake up, stay up, stay up late, Starbucks, energy drink

I gotta study for my mid-terms this weekend, so I'm gonna coffee-up.

by joecoolthefool April 20, 2016

Athletic appropriation

The act of copying someone's technique or moves in sports to enhance your own performance. athletic skill, athlete, basketball, football, baseball, hockey, NCAA, NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, college sports, professional sports, star athlete, cultural appropriation

I saw you pull that triple crossover, you faked that guy out of his shoes. I got that from you after I saw your last game. Hey that's athletic appropriation, but that's okay-I got mad skills.

by joecoolthefool September 08, 2016

stinkgood

The cologne, perfume or scented body powder that you put on after a shower to smell good. cologne, body powder, perfume, deodorant, shower, bath, clean up

When I get out of the shower, I put on some special stinkgood to hopefully attract the ladies. Let me guess Tom, the Drakar Noir from the drug store?! Yep, it's awesome.

by joecoolthefool May 27, 2016

gay with a side of straight

The response to give when someone tells you they are constantly moving back and forth along the sexual identity scale. If you ever sleep with someone of the same sex then you are gay, whatever else you do in addition to that is a side dish. No judgment! gay, straight, bisexual, queer, LGBT, gay community, coming out, in the closet, coming out of the closet, transgender, sexual identity, gender identity scale, lesbian, on the down low

My niece told me the other day that she is coming out as bisexual. She got upset when I told her that she was just gay with a side of straight.

by joecoolthefool April 16, 2016

Affluent amnesia

The condition where poor people who become wealthy forget how difficult life was when they were poor. They often speak condescendingly to poor up-and-comers and suggest they lack the talent or drive to succeed.

I remember when he was playing guitar in a coffee shop and now that he is a famous rocker, he acts like all the musicians he played with didn't have his dedication. He's got it twisted man, he's got affluent amnesia. rich, arrogant, condescending, narcissistic, self-absorbed, judgmental

by joecoolthefool January 18, 2015