joecoolthefool's definitions

panther

A black female ‘cougar’ or woman who likes younger men. cougar, older female, older female who likes younger men, sexy older woman, sex, dating, sugar baby, brown sugar baby, sexy mama, lovers, love, hookups, black cougar, sugar daddy, sugar mama

I see that panther looking at me over there, time for me to make my move!

by joecoolthefool November 5, 2018

get your head right

A phrase someone tells you when you're not thinking clearly or acting right. get your head straight, straighten up, act right, get it together, focus, wake up, straighten out, fall apart, act out, screw up, mess up, misbehave, disorganized, discombobulated, confused

C'mon man, get your head right! That's the fifth free throw you missed this game.

by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016

Shoulder bowling

The act of rushing through a crowd of people and slamming your shoulders into strangers as you hurry to a destination.

I was shoulder bowling people all day because my boss had me rushing back and forth between the office and the factory. blocking, crowd blocking, shoving, pushing, ramming, hitting

by joecoolthefool January 22, 2015

IHOP idiots

The knuckleheads that go to IHOP late at night and get into arguments and fights with staff and other guests. It almost seems as if eating takes a back seat to creating drama. IHOP, Waffle House, pancakes, waffles, Waffle House warriors, fights, punch, drama, punches and pancakes, fistfights and flapjacks

Every Friday night, the same IHOP idiots come out and fight and argue so the rest of us can't eat in peace. I hate it, but I also love the drama.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016

catwalk

Verb: Threaten to dominate or manhandle someone with no real intention of doing anything. It’s the opposite of dogwalking someone because you can put a dog on a leash and control him, but it won’t work with a cat. dogwalking, dogwalk, dog walk, dog walking, dominate, threaten, control, beat up, manhandle, force, own, talk tough

I’m going to catwalk the guy behind me if he kicks my chair one more time. No you’re not, you always try to talk tough.

by joecoolthefool April 27, 2019

run with the bag

When you’re always chasing that money. You will do anything and everything to make that money, sacrifice friendships, family, ethical and moral judgment or even break the law. get the bag, the bag, money, rich, wealthy, baller, millionaire, billionaire, super rich, 1%, one percent, ultra high net worth, elite, all about that paper, Benjamins, coin

I gotta run with the bag on this one. I want to be a millionaire by the time I’m forty.

by joecoolthefool August 22, 2019

playbite

The soft playful bites from a dog or cat when they are interacting with someone they love. dog, cat, pet, pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, playing, playbites

I always have to be careful when my dog is around young children because he likes to playbite, but it can scare the kids.

by joecoolthefool May 6, 2016