Definitions by joecoolthefool

kleptoking 

Dictator of a country who steals money and natural resources from his/her people to live a lavish lifestyle. kleptocrat, dictator, kings, corruption, steal, dictatorship

This country is so beautiful, it is too bad that its resources have been stolen by this kleptoking in Central City.

kleptoking by joecoolthefool February 2, 2017

poosomnia 

The inability to fall asleep because you have to poop so badly. It is usually accompanied by an upset stomach and farting in bed. poo, poop, bowel movement, bm, take a dump, fart, pass gas, drop a deuce, crap, pinch a loaf, sleep, sleeplessness, fall asleep, insomnia

When I eat chili and spinach greens, around 2am I get a major case of poosomnia.

poosomnia by joecoolthefool January 28, 2017

peesomnia 

The inability to fall asleep because you have to pee so badly. pee, urinate, void, take a leak, piss, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep, wet the bed

I'm suffering from some major peesomnia, I just got comfortable in bed too.

peesomnia by joecoolthefool January 27, 2017

girl date 

A friendly, non-romantic outing between two women who recently met and want to get to know each other. date, women, girls, girl time, girl talk, platonic, friends, girlfriends

I had a girl date with one the women from my yoga class. She was really cool, she used to be a pilot in the army.

girl date by joecoolthefool January 12, 2017

Mariah mishap 

A public appearance or performance that goes disasterously wrong. You are embarrassed and frustrated and it may or may not be your fault. Mariah Carey, singer, songwriter, diva, performer, celebrity

Jillian was singing the national anthem and towards the end of the song, she forgot the words. She had a Mariah mishap and all she could do was laugh.

Mariah mishap by joecoolthefool January 3, 2017

come get these hands 

A statement made to challenge someone to a fight. fight, fistfight, beatdown, brawl, Worldstar, throw hands, punch, boxing

If you keep talking trash, I'm going to throw you a beating. Alright then, come get these hands.

come get these hands by joecoolthefool December 19, 2016

shirtless showdown

The fistfights that occur only after at least one person takes off their shirt to show their muscles and look tough. fight, fistfight, brawl, beatdown, street fight, punch, box, throw hands, Worldstar

Two MMA wannabes got into a shirtless showdown in the parking lot and managed to knock each other out.

shirtless showdown by joecoolthefool December 18, 2016