Hulu and heavy petting

Hulu isn't considered as good as Netflix and heavy petting doesn't feel as good as sex (chill). Hulu, Netflix, Hulu and handjobs, Netflix and chill, Amazon and anal, tv, television, cable tv, network tv, sex, making out
I don't care that my girlfriend likes it more, Hulu and heavy petting isn't nearly as good as Netflix and chill.
by joecoolthefool March 29, 2016
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hurt hug

The hug that a person gives to someone when they hurt themselves in an accident.
I had to run up and give my baby a hurt hug when he fell off the slide at the playground. trauma hug, hurt, injury, fracture, crash
by joecoolthefool July 21, 2015
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foreigner fetish

The attraction that men and women have for people from other countries. Their accent, clothes and lifestyle give them an unexplainable coolness that attracts people from other countries to them.
I don't know what it is about French guys, they have this international vibe that just drives me nuts, 'I fall in love with them instantly'. You've got a foreigner fetish darling! je ne sais quoi, exotic, international, foreign, mysterious
by joecoolthefool September 05, 2015
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Carson coma

A person whose face and behavior make you think that they are either falling asleep or on some drug. The person is characterized by soft speech, half open eyes and an inability to hold up one's head. Behavior seen with presidential candidate Ben Carson.
After such a large lunch, I fell into a Carson coma during math class. The teacher kept calling on me because I looked like I was nodding off.
by joecoolthefool March 11, 2016
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Michael Phelps face

A person with a menacing snarl where other people can't tell if the person is angry about something or is just intensely focused on something in their life. Also known as Phelps' face. The inspiration is Michael Phelps grimace before swimming in the 2016 Olympics. Michael Phelps, Phelps, 2016 Olympics, swimming, USA Olympic Swim Team, gold medal swimming
I was in the locker room changing and said hi to the guy sitting across from me and he looked up and gave me a Michael Phelps face and then resumed getting dressed. I wonder what stick was up his butt.
by joecoolthefool September 03, 2016
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Tour de Trump

The multi-country marathon immigrants from South America, Central America and Mexico are making to the southern border of the United States. They are traveling to America in search of a better life, but President Trump, ICE and the military will try to block their entry into the US. President Trump, Trumpkin, Trumpnado, Trumper, Trump armor, Trump triumphant, tanTrump, Trump bump, Trumpestuous, Trumpy, Trumpism, Trump chumps, Trumployee, Trumpuzzle, Trump attitude, Game of Trump, Trump hammer, Trumpstraction, Trump feast, Tour de France, marathon, race, cross country, caravan, border crossing, illegal immigrants, border war
The Tour de Trump heading for the Mexican-American border is going to consume the lamestream media and libtards for months. Oh my gosh Jack, you are such a right-wing nut!
by joecoolthefool October 26, 2018
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Trumped up

The feeling of excitement for a Donald Trump presidency. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumpism, Trumpster, Trumper, Trumpet, make America great again, winner, winning
After that rally for the Donald, I'm Trumped up, baby!
by joecoolthefool March 16, 2016
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