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Pants that are pulled down from a person wearing a gun holster. It often results in a person's underwear or butt crack showing. sagging pants, gun, holster, law enforcement, police, cowboy, sheriff
by joecoolthefool January 16, 2016
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I have been fat all of my life and now that I've lost weight, it is time for me to do some jamesbonding. I'm buying some fly clothes and a new watch and getting my car detailed.
by joecoolthefool January 16, 2016
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This woman was ranting about her girlfriend and how she was cheating on her with a guy. She had 8 vodkas and was fuming about her girlfriend, men and the plight of lesbians everywhere. I know, she was a total hellesbian.
by joecoolthefool January 17, 2016
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Lavon has always been conveniently black. He never hangs with us unless his white friends are around to see him. If we weren't football players, he wouldn't even acknowledge our existence. fake, high yellow, black on demand, uncle tom, brown paper bag, sell out, wanna-be
by joecoolthefool January 17, 2016
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The lady was wearing low hanging pants and a g-string, trying to be sexy. She committed the sin of releasing a butt crack attack.
by joecoolthefool January 20, 2016
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I went down to the protest and there were tons of people dressed like soldiers during the American Revolution. Way too much patriotic bravado for me.
by joecoolthefool January 21, 2016
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The terrorazzi has been covering the latest terrorist incident nonstop for the last 3 weeks. I'm so tired of it every night.
by joecoolthefool January 27, 2016
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