Definitions by joe

miler 

a track athlete who excels at the 1 mile distance.

Q:what was marks 1 mile time yesterday?

A-4:02.his splits were 62,60,60,60

miler by joe April 10, 2005

hnic idle 

This is what you get when you ask someone for something.

Person #1: hey Mario do you have the new fabolous album?
Person #1: mario?
Person #1: I know you're there I just saw you play a mp3.
Person #2: chill he's givin you the hnic idle.
Mario : mp3(014-fabolous-the_bad_guy-ego)
Person #2: hahahaha

hnic idle by Joe April 9, 2005

gotti brothers

Nassau county scumbags with fake tans and half a bottle of gel in their hair. Many pretty boy west suffolk males now copy their silly look.

Ha, I heard that one of the Gotti brothers got his ass kicked in the mall.

gotti brothers by Joe April 9, 2005

do the math 

To ask someone to choose

There was a pack of two for 74p, and a pack of three for 60p, which is better? you do the math

do the math by Joe April 7, 2005

crotch watcher 

crotch watcher
A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.

EX:
Joe: "Dude, I keep catching my girlfriend crotch watching random black guys."
Lenny: "Maybe it's because you have a small dick, dude."

crotch watcher by Joe April 7, 2005

dino tap 

dino tap is when you get hurt but it is in a wierd place

you walk into a wall and hit you arm and you say shit that was a dino tap

dino tap by joe April 7, 2005

booby tassels 

booby tassels is an other way to make sure no on takes you seat

you have a good seat in front of the TV and you need a drink so you call booby tassels

booby tassels by joe April 7, 2005