joe's definitions

Birmingham

Any type of foreplay action in the bedroom, Come from the term "Sit on my face and tell me you love Birmingham!"

"Hey honey fancy a journy to Birmingham"

by Joe May 23, 2003

donut shop

A record store. Coined by De La Soul off their second album "De La Soul Is Dead".

"I went to the donut shop and bought a bunch of 45's."

by Joe November 24, 2009

ditch weed

good to smoke

smoke it in the bedroom

by joe April 20, 2003

marinus

1. To be full of oneself. Conceited.
2. An exaggeration of the length of one's penis or their sexual ability.

He is very marinus, he combs his pubic hair.

He has such a marinus complex.

by joe March 19, 2003

Sticky pit

When you're jerking off and shoot your load into your arm pit hair.

Hey Joe, I shot my load all the way into my armpit hair this morning.

by joe September 29, 2004

ball film

that filmy substance you get on your nutsack when it's humid, related to swamp ass

man this sucks, i'm gonna mail 50 pounds of ball film to george w bush

by Joe December 4, 2004

consterned

1) Filled with consternation.
2) A general feeling of dread or impending doom.

I am consterned that the boss thinks that this schedule is even remotely possible.

by Joe November 8, 2003