joe's definitions

Riley

The greatest girl in the entire world. Giving, loving, caring... the type of person that gives one hope in humanity. Lastly, the girl that I love and cherish to no end.

Riley of Virginia is the coolest person on the planet.

by Joe February 4, 2005

testa

a big cock sucking homo that likes ryan conner aka a big penius

big cock sucking mother fucker

by Joe March 9, 2005

skelm

south african word that denotes a 'little shit' or someone who likes to cause kak

that skelm talks kak to me all the time!

by Joe May 24, 2004

qulia

the best of quality, including touch, feeling, seeing

qualify is no longer the best, qulia is the final touch

by joe May 13, 2005

Warlock

Loosely A dark wizard, a guy that uses black magic for whatever the hell he wants.

B177 T3H H4XX0R: HEy WarLOCk u R tEH NooB!!!11
Warlock:... *Melts Bill's head*

by Joe August 15, 2005

Californication

The re-make or 'take off' of anything california style. Making everything in the world fit into the insanity of California - trendy, expensive, disastrous, chaotic, and dark

selling columbian coffee in a designer package for $3 instead of .25c . Creating a conspiracy of a moon landing involving a complicated scheme of filmaking and politics rathar than actually spending the effort in actually landing on the moon.

by joe November 5, 2004

gription

the ability of a new surface to hold or grip with exceptional tackiness.

"My old shoes are slippery, they have no more gription."

by Joe April 22, 2005