jimmybone d's definitions

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'

Basically means "I'm not implying anything, I'm just making an observation". Which of course doesn't mean that the person *isn't* in fact saying, i.e. implying.

Mitt Romney sure made a 180 on national healthcare... I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

by jimmybone d July 3, 2012

bartesque

An invented French word coined by The Simpsons that means "being like Bart" (i.e., mischievous).

Bart: But it involves being a bit underhanded, a bit devious, a bit - as the French say - Bartesque.

by jimmybone D June 24, 2011

benware

Benign/benevolent software. The opposite of malware (malicious/malevolent software). A piece of software that is not malware. Not to be confused with anti-malware, i.e. anti-virus tools and such.

Also note that malware may cause benware to become malware.

Firefox, Twitter, Photoshop, games... it's all benware.

by Jimmybone D June 25, 2010

to walk into a bullet

To get shot
To get into a situation where you get shot
To get shot "accidentally"

Also metaphorically; to get into an unfortunate situation

Those noobs seem eager to walk into a bullet.

by Jimmybone D June 5, 2010

unsee

Verb. To undo the act of seeing something; to erase the memory of having seen something, or otherwise reverse the effect of having seen something.

Internet meme: What has been seen cannot be unseen.

by Jimmybone D May 13, 2010

ROTFWEP

1) Rolling On The Floor While Eating Pie
2) Rolling On The Floor While Eating Pizza

One of the many mock up versions of ROTFL.

dude1: what do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
dude2: ó_Ó?
dude1: Australia full of holes
dude2: rotfwep!!

by Jimmybone D June 18, 2009

Lawl

1. The same as lol. Used to express amusement or as a sarcastic comment.

2. A mocking term for Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The term was coined amongst HC SSB Melee players who think Brawl is inferior to Melee. There's presumably also some bitterness involved since Brawl, which is said to have a lower learning curve, was made for everyone and not only the fighting game fans.

1. lawl wtf?

2. Okay kids, let's play Lawl.

by jimmybone D April 30, 2009