dik

An uncircumcised dick. Basically you can remove the letter 'c' from dick as it stands for 'circumcised'.

Jen and Melissa texting:

Jen: Hey Melissa I just had sex with Dave!
Melissa: Hey girl, I am happy for ya... How was it?
Jen: It was great, just that it was my first dik.
Melissa: Seriously? You never had one before?
Jen: No, I always had dicks, and I find them cleaner tho.
Melissa: Oh I love diks more than dicks lol
Jen: Gotta go wash my mouth... ttyl
Melissa: xx

by jimissobored November 30, 2014

cocktrouble

Its when you get into trouble while trying to have sex with someone you are not supposed to.

Jim: Hey man I need your help
Mike: whats up?
Jim: Im in cocktrouble again
Mike: Who is the chick?
Jim: You know my neighbors wife across the street?
..

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cock broke

Its when a man loses lots of his money in order to get laid, whether by spending on prostitutes or expensive date nights with the hope of getting laid.

Mike: Hey dude wana go see the boxing championship in Las Vegas next month?
John: Na man, I am too cock broke to afford that

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cockfree

lesbian relationship

Mary: I am so sick and tired of lying and cheating boyfriends... I think I will switch teams and go cockfree for a while..
Kate: Welcome to the team hun!

by jimissobored January 03, 2015

cocksplit

Its a threesome sex involving two chicks sharing one cock.

Jim: Man, I had an amazing cocksplit last weekend
Mike: Nice! Who were the chicks?
Jim: Stacey and Jane
Mike: Stacey? You better get an STD test bro...

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cock trap

Its when a woman thinks the guy at the bar loves her and then she takes him home and has sex with him, only to realize that his only intention was to get laid for the night.

Jane: Hey Stacey how was your weekend?
Stacey: It was ok, I met this guy I thought he was the one for me...
Jane: And?
Stacey: Turns out he was a cock trap just like all my other weekend hookups...

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cocksitter

A prostitute, someone who would take care of a horny cock for money.

Stacey: I used to be a cocksitter when I was in my 20s or I wouldnt be able to pay off my student loan...
Jane: I am not surprised to hear that Stacey!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014