jimissobored's definitions

suckee

The person who sucks a penis, the recipient.

Its the suckee's responsibility to make sure the man is enjoying it.

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cocksitter

A prostitute, someone who would take care of a horny cock for money.

Stacey: I used to be a cocksitter when I was in my 20s or I wouldnt be able to pay off my student loan...
Jane: I am not surprised to hear that Stacey!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cock wasted

Its when a man experiences a great orgasm, one that can be remembered for a long time.

John: Man, last night I hooked up with this blonde at the bar
Mike: yeah? What happened?
John: I got cock wasted big time, it was one of the best orgasms I ever had in weeks!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cocktrouble

Its when you get into trouble while trying to have sex with someone you are not supposed to.

Jim: Hey man I need your help
Mike: whats up?
Jim: Im in cocktrouble again
Mike: Who is the chick?
Jim: You know my neighbors wife across the street?
..

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cock zero

A man whose sperm contains zero calories.

Jane: I am going back on diet
Stacey: Good, would it affect your sex life?
Jane: Not really, I still do bj's for hubby since he pays me cash for it lol
Stacey: Remember not to swallow since you are on diet...
Jane: Hubby is a cock zero, he's got no calories in his man sauce
Stacey: oh good for you Jane!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

dik

An uncircumcised dick. Basically you can remove the letter 'c' from dick as it stands for 'circumcised'.

Jen and Melissa texting:

Jen: Hey Melissa I just had sex with Dave!
Melissa: Hey girl, I am happy for ya... How was it?
Jen: It was great, just that it was my first dik.
Melissa: Seriously? You never had one before?
Jen: No, I always had dicks, and I find them cleaner tho.
Melissa: Oh I love diks more than dicks lol
Jen: Gotta go wash my mouth... ttyl
Melissa: xx

by jimissobored November 30, 2014

cockwash

Its when you only wash your cock after fucking your gf instead of taking shower.

Jim: I had such an intense orgasm woow (gets up and walks to the washroom)
Mary: Are you going to take shower?
Jim: Naa a cockwash would do it..

by jimissobored August 3, 2014