dik

An uncircumcised dick. Basically you can remove the letter 'c' from dick as it stands for 'circumcised'.

Jen and Melissa texting:

Jen: Hey Melissa I just had sex with Dave!
Melissa: Hey girl, I am happy for ya... How was it?
Jen: It was great, just that it was my first dik.
Melissa: Seriously? You never had one before?
Jen: No, I always had dicks, and I find them cleaner tho.
Melissa: Oh I love diks more than dicks lol
Jen: Gotta go wash my mouth... ttyl
Melissa: xx

by jimissobored December 01, 2014

undercock

A man who has smaller penis compare to his male friends'.

Tom: My gf thinks I have a big cock but she doesnt know that I am an undercock compare to what my friends are packing
A guy in the forum: Dude you sound so gay!
Tom: No I have seen them naked at the gym and besides I am only 5" long
A guy in the forum: lol you are an undercock indeed!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cocksplit

Its a threesome sex involving two chicks sharing one cock.

Jim: Man, I had an amazing cocksplit last weekend
Mike: Nice! Who were the chicks?
Jim: Stacey and Jane
Mike: Stacey? You better get an STD test bro...

by jimissobored July 28, 2014

cocktrouble

Its when you get into trouble while trying to have sex with someone you are not supposed to.

Jim: Hey man I need your help
Mike: whats up?
Jim: Im in cocktrouble again
Mike: Who is the chick?
Jim: You know my neighbors wife across the street?
..

by jimissobored July 28, 2014