kackpipe cosmonaught

A poof, a doughnut puncher, colon cowboy, arse farmer, a crafty butcher

That Keith Chegwin's a fuckin kackpipe cosmonaught

by Jimbo February 23, 2004

Chunkyhandy

To masturbate or the act of masturbation
derived from some sad fuckwit texting in to babestation on game network.

'Eddie kept on trying to give me a chunkyhandy when i was asleep'

by jimbo January 10, 2004

Mo Fo

o sho wo o so mo fo fo yo mo fo no o do dyo wo so

ho mo fo wo ho no o co no wo yo co mo so o tho po o wo mo io jo ho o YO!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jimbo February 03, 2005

Tony Blair

A common misspelling of the name of the British prime minister, 'Tony B. Liar' who, amongst other things, likes his coffee black.

Tony's one liners: There are WOMD in Iraq!
We didn't fix the Hutton report!
Michael Barrymore isn't a homosexual rapist!

by Jimbo July 21, 2004

Apple-Cider

When one is so respected, one seems to be an insider when one is not.

I wish someone would adopt that apple-cider, i-luv-sara.

by Jimbo December 21, 2003

Bush

Illegally elected President of the US, redneck puppet of an incompetent and corrupt administration. Can't speak English let alone govern the worlds largest military power, prone to making mistakes such as invading sovereign nations illegally.

See also twat

"They misunderestimated me"

by Jimbo September 10, 2004

LMBAB!

Lick My Big Ass Balls!! -- No other definition required

I told that bitch to LMBAB!

by Jimbo May 13, 2005