jim's definitions

wayne

The typical name for a chav pikey townie ned kev. Usually has a girlfriend called Sharron, lives on a council estate and drives either a Ford Escort or a Vauxhall Nova.

Barry: Hey Wayne, let's go cruising round town in our shitty car and shout at young skanky girls.
Wayne: Yeah nice one Barry, we're fucking ace!
Random Passer By: What a complete pair of chavs!

by Jim July 18, 2006

Shambodo

a demon whose purpose is to make you look stupid.

boy: Hey, shambodo, look at that car!
NO ANSWER.
mom: Tommy, there's nobody there -- who are you talking to.
Demon/shambodo: HA! Made another one look stupid!! He he he...

by Jim September 15, 2005

puff-knocker

1.some one who shags puffs
2.some one who beats up puffs

"you puff-knocker"

by jim November 24, 2003

Massapequa

A big rich town where the soccer mom's will ask the Mafia to whack the other team. for everything else look at the first definition, it's perfect

My daughter is on the Massapequa soccer team and she is the best ever!

by Jim March 23, 2005

dragon ball z

a great show that is horribly overrated and thus is loved by geeks nerds and small children evrywhere, giving it a very bad reputation amongst other people, when in reality, its a pretty allright show.

"i was watching draqgon ball z and it was awesome"

by jim May 7, 2005

Cockblocked

when you are going to hookup with some chick and then someone (her friend, cousin, whatever) comes in and sees to it that it doesnt happen

tony getting cockblocked on g5 by whatever the hell her name was.

by jim June 5, 2003

tacojacked

have a taco and get it stolen

Dude i was tacojacked last night.

by jim April 24, 2005