jim's definitions

jew lawyer

A jew lawyer is one that will win at any costs. Speaking as a jew myself it is a known fact.

Honey, you should get a jew lawyer so we can sue Wal Mart

by Jim June 18, 2006

chevere

Puerto Rican word for Good.

Anything you like, you can say que chevere. Kinda like cool.

by Jim May 13, 2005

squead

Somebody who has a fat square head. As in square head.

Look at that guys squead.

by Jim May 12, 2003

mofoitk

Acronym for 'Mother Fucker In The Know'

Came about as a result of too much smoking of weed and a poor sense of comedy

Check out mofoitk.com, that shit sucks!

by Jim December 9, 2004

shank

To stab someone and twist the blade while its still inside them. Used in the military Special Ops to kill someone quickly

Bob shanked phil and killed him instantly

by Jim May 24, 2004

dork

Not to be confused with dweeb or nerd (sub classe). Dorks are people who have an exclusive accidemic hobby and are socialy inept.

Ork-Dork: exclusively orchestra
Band-Dork: exclusively band
Nerd: exclusively computer
Art Dork: exclusively art

by Jim May 13, 2005

drama

Something women and especialy teenage girls thrive on. consisting of any number of situations that have an easy solution, wich would bring a fairly good outcome, but these girls choose another, shitty, bad way to deal with it, again consisting of backstabbing, blackmailing/gossiping/betraying their friends, or the all-too-common "I want to break up with him but i still love him!"
it drives men and what i like to call "normal" girls nuts.

watch any show on that crap channel "the N" for a good example, or just talk to my sister. the drama that retard stirs up is unblievable.

by Jim October 10, 2005