jim's definitions

run that

To process information using alternate methods of cognitive skills.

"If you don't put some pressure on your bunk, yuz goin' to the naked hole...now run that!"

by jim November 21, 2004

aa

Archmere Academy- the best school in the history of delaware.

I love my AA friends so much.

by jim July 26, 2006

shirajed

the word used to define getting laid more than two times in one night.

Man, I got shirajed well good last night!

by Jim September 12, 2004

Spandex Warrior

An ignorant cyclist who weaves in and out of traffic. Usually wearing spandex and "sport" attire, they disreguard the traffic flow, can't even go 10 mph yet disrupt a whole line of cars and act like they own the road.

Thanks to a couple of Spandex Warriors I was late for work. I hate them.

by Jim October 1, 2005

glass bottom ride

when, eating the pussy, seran wrap is placed on the genitals to prevent the fish and ass flavored blend that go with the territory

jon f: hey mrs. borreli, want to go for a glass bottom ride?
mrs. borelli: there won't be a video of this will there?

by jim April 2, 2004

bo jangles

The best damn thing ever.

That man Bo Jangles be pimpin' cuz!

by Jim January 25, 2005

Santorumize

The act of being Santorum, which may or may not include incest, homosexuality, or "man-on-dog." Popularized by PA Senator Rick Santorum's comments liking homosexuality to bestiality.

I santorumized my neighbor's dog last week.

by Jim July 31, 2003