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SLAVOMACEDONIAN

The ethnicity and language of the Slavic people of the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia. Not to be confused with the geographical area of Macedonia in Greece, Bulgaria and Albania. The Macedonians were an ancient Hellenistic tribe who spoke a Greek dialect. The Slavic residence of FYROM also speak a Slavomacedonian dialect which is linguisticly branched off the Bulgarian language and is closely related to Bulgarian. A clear definition is needed for these people as not to get confused with the other three countries that also incorporate the geographical region of Macedonia.
My name is Goran and my mother tounge is Slavomacedonian, we are Slavomacedonians who are descended from the the Slavic invasions of Northern Greece in 700 AD, and we have nothing to do with the Hellenistic king of Phiilip and his son Alexander who were from the Greek kingdom of Macedonia, we came 1000 years after Alexander the great and his conquests which spread Greek culture throughout the known world.
by Jim February 7, 2005
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pakki

a punk rock outfit from california, that hates racist pig bastards that are to afraid to look at themselves in the mirror, an abbreviation for the name patrick that existed long before arab hatred.
pakki kicks ass, too bad they have to change their name so as not to be identified with a bunch of nimrods!
by jim March 24, 2004
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fart

a turd with all the shit scraped off
gassss from your ass
by jim September 15, 2004
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caps

n. the caps of psychadelic mushrooms, mushrooms in general
we ate an 1/8 of caps and tripped for hours
by jim June 24, 2003
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jack-o-lantern

The spirit of halloween. Has a jack-o-lantern for a head and goes around on halloween night and causes mischeif. Sometimes known simply as "Jack"

It is said that a man had the balls to play a prank on a queen. Therefore, the queen sent her soldiers out to kill him. He then asked Death for eternal life and in exchange, Death cut off his head and replaced it with a pumkin.
Guy1: "Hey do you know the spirit of Halloween?"
Guy1: "Oh, you mean Jack?"
by Jim August 21, 2004
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Snag

by Jim September 24, 2003
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AWS

also known as Accute Wigger Syndrome. this disease attacks the caucasian glands and spreads the african gene till the person becomes that wich all whites fear most, the wigger, displaying many characteristics of the common black, such as obsession of shoes, cars and "big booty bitches". uses language including "homie", "hoe", "dog", and "err force ones". it is quite hard to cure and is contagious.
"john just contracted AWS"
"aw, that sucks"
by jim May 8, 2005
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