jim's definitions

dork

A person who makes jokes that noone laughs at but them.

That Australian guy Adam who put too much sunscreen on his face looked like a fucken dork.

by Jim November 26, 2002

nickel nine

A nickel-plated nine-millimeter semi automatic handgun often used by would be gangsters and well known rap artists.

1. Shut yo mouth foo before I bust a cap in yo ass with my nickel nine.

2. Nickel nine nigga, floss you die quicker. (Mase)

by Jim January 2, 2005

henman

hen.man \'he:n-e-'man-*s\ noun. (modif. of tim henman, fr. MLG he-ma exchange) 1: an engorged male phalus / schlong which is between hard and soft and therefore in a semi state. Originates from English tennis player Tim Henman and his inability to ever make it to the final of Wimbledon. 2: see half staff 3: see lob on.

1: "For fucks sake Darren, you've only got a henman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that!" Shouted Tracey

by jim December 24, 2004

fire hosing

to use ones stream of urine to spray off the bits of feces stuck to the inside of the toilet.

"dude dont poop so much, i had to fire hose the toilet"

by jim May 7, 2005

sunflower seed

semen ejaculated from a man wit an unusual ammount of blond pubic hair.

"ewwww... i steped in sunflower seed"

by jim May 7, 2005

fairhaven

the neck, west island, the center, the docks, bridge street, fhs (castle), the skate park near the bijou, skip and mels, 7-11, the middle school at the dump, FUN TOWN

i live in faia-HAVen

by jim May 9, 2005

shitfucker

one who fucks shit in the ass alot

you shitfucker! why do u fuck shit?

by jim February 11, 2005