jim's definitions

Le Chat et Le Gangster

The best book ever about a soft hearted gangster who falls for a cat and gets caught

Woah Le Chat et Le Gangster est super!

by Jim April 14, 2005

gayware

See spyware, adware. A program that when installed (usually without the user knowing) onto your PC that basically tracks what you do on your PC and then forwards that information to some faggot.

Do you have Emule?

No, why? Does it have any gayware?

by Jim September 4, 2004

hmongfler

huge crome muffler on import car mainly driven by hmong people in big cities, mainly goes with a spoiler

loud Handa civic

by jim November 18, 2003

Cum Gutter

A person, usually a gay man, who loves getting cummed on or in. Sometimes by numerous people.

Mark went to the baths and got fucked by 40 men up the ass. They used him as a cum gutter.

by Jim April 4, 2003

foofy foofy

A nickname for FlavorFlav given by that ugly bitch Bridget on The Surreal Life(VH1).

"I believe that Foofy Foofy was..."

by Jim February 21, 2005

smellify

To make something smell, usually making something smell horribly.

"My suitemate is a fat waste of life who keeps smellifying the bathroom. I hope he dies"

by jim May 12, 2004

barrymore pool party

bar.ry.more po.ol par.ty \'ba:re-mor po-l pa'ti-*s\ aj. (descrp. fr. phrase) 1: a party, concert or any prevalent social assemblage which is particularly stimulating and exciting. In reference to Micheal Barrymore, an English bummer TV presenter at who's party a male prostitute was found dead in a swimming pool with several different objects up his arse. 2: see barrymore 3: see going off.

1: "Fuckin hell this party is wicked its going off like barrymore's pool party!"

by jim December 24, 2004