jim's definitions

shyne

a hard rapper from brooklyn who went to prison for p. diddy

it dont get beta than "more or less"

by jim August 10, 2004

roofer

The missing link between a gorilla and a sasquatch. Hairy manbeast. Sweaty fursack.

Roofer is a giant sweaty fursack

by Jim January 30, 2003

Yu-Gi-Oh

a horrible anime with poorly designed characters with eyes that are even huge in the anime world, retarded, gravity defying hair and evry character spends all of his of her time playing cards.

"hey jim, you wanna play yu-gi-oh?"
"no, sorry bob, im NOT gay"
"ah too bad, i wanted to make out later too"

by jim May 7, 2005

meat curtains

vagina lips

Mary Jayne had her meat curtains tore up by Willy last night

by Jim January 26, 2004

take the pickle out

The act or motion of releasing a very large penis from your vagina or asshole.

Take the pickle out.. i can feel it touching my stomach.

by jim July 2, 2004

The Parkway

A quality establishment located in Alden, PA. They have the best Cheesesteaks and the coldest Bud. And the Bud is always fresh, cause the Nanticoke scumbags drink 5 halves a day.
Live entertainment every night, too! Like Rose telling you about the girl who can suck cock but can't slice meat.

Steph and Maggie went to the Parkway to find some hot Nanticokians. They didn't find any.

by Jim April 15, 2005

ass paste

think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.

"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"

by jim May 7, 2005