jim's definitions

shlangshalng

not being a fat ass

jotex

by Jim August 3, 2003

punk rock

the worst incarnation of rock (if you want to call it that) ever to be created, started by poser fags like blink 182 and avril lavign, not to mention Mtv. it is really just pop lyrics with "emo" music. the intrumentals are horrible, the singers sound like 8 year olds and in their videos they jump around like mad and seem to be having seizures. the bands have no talent and bost of hardcore attitudes when they are just whiney little boys screaming into a mic.

synonyms:
shit
crap
lame
pop
ass batter

"ooh im so cool i listen t good charolate and simple plan! i have blue spiked hair and war a necktie with a T-shirt! im so HARDCORE!"
"shut the fuck up before i kick you in the nads loser. you want hardcore? KoRn, Disturbed, Marilyn Manson. now get out of my face poser peice of shit."

by jim May 7, 2005

truckers choice

n. any stimulant, amphetamines in particular

"Trucker's Choice- I wont sleep till sunday!"

by jim June 24, 2003

shate

stupid or very retarded
often a drunk or a high person
a state of mind and stupidity

"look at that shate"
"yeah thats a real jackass"

by jim July 2, 2003

Lollerberries

n. According to vinnie, a well known mathematician, lollerberries describes the infinitesimally small distance between our galaxy and the theoretical rift in the space-time continuum that would spell our impending doom.

v. A very small distance between two points that is measured as the width of one half of an atom.

Man, we're only lollerberries away from Jamaica and lots of weed!

The Lollerberries theory was enough to rocket Vinnie to stardom within the scientific community.

by Jim November 18, 2003

ibanez

Great guitar and bass company. Many current bands use thier line, one most known would be Korn.

As a bassist I suggest the Ibanez GSR 205, that is if your cheap and like good sound. BTB's are the way to go.

by Jim October 12, 2003

Gil Galad

Last High King of the elves. Slain in the Siege of the Barad-Dur. His likely successor would have been Elrond of Rivendell(Imladris), however Elrond had since travelled elsewhere and never laid claim to the Kingship, even up to the time when he took one of the White Ships into the west with the Ring-bearers.

High King

by Jim April 13, 2004