jim's definitions

breezy

a female that deserves to be slapped

finding out your girl is pregnant and its not yours

by Jim April 10, 2003

Ass Terrorist

Someone who starts eating your ass out (giving a rim job) at a sex club when you did not invite them to do so. Ass terrorists are usually old men and attack when you are getting your dick sucked by some hot guy. This term is obviously used by mostly gay men.

I was getting my dick sucked by this hottie and some ass terrorist attacked me from behind.

by Jim April 4, 2003

stunt

To buy a car, or other expensive possesions with a stolen credit card.

J Kwon tried to stunt, but got busted when the dealership asked for ID.

by Jim May 13, 2005

Statch

An underage girl. Combination of the words statutory, as in statutory rape, the penalty for copulating with a minor, and the word Snatch, slang for a Vagina which is also used in reference to a female of the species.

'Andy, you only want that job working at the mall because you like chasing statch.'

by Jim March 25, 2005

chummuck

When the fat area on a woman's stomach folds over her cunt and the two become one item.

Man, her gunt was so big it had become a chummuck!

by Jim June 29, 2006

Martwick

Slothlike, idiot. Lacking intelligence! In otherwords extremely stupid.

Dude, your fucking dumb. You pulled a Martwick.

by Jim July 20, 2004

richter scale

n. high quality crackor coke.

"Got some richter scale over at Eddie's dog. 35 half g."

by jim June 24, 2003