jim's definitions

the Excuse me gene

the gene that causes a person to involuntarily say excuse me in any situation.This gene was discovered in John Mikzsa.

"Excuse me that is my wife."

by jim April 30, 2004

tentai

A kind of hentai that includes tenticles, or "henticles".
see henticle.

That hentai "la blue girl" is a perfect example of tentai.

by Jim September 25, 2005

strip search

A cop or a security guard at a prison who tells you to take off all of you're clothes checking to make sure you aren't hiding Drugs or any Weapons.

The Cop Tells Sara to undress and then serchers her for any drugs or weapons.

by Jim April 7, 2005

bird

bothered. used sarcastically, so if u said 'im canny bird' it would actually mean 'i really dont care'

bird
im bird
im canny bird
pretty bird like

by jim March 4, 2003

metro card

when someone creeps up behind you and takes their hand (usually their right) and slides it up your ass crack and then says "metro card", hence the name

dick, stop metro carding me, that shit hurts

by Jim March 7, 2005

Yaoi

AKA Hentai for Homos.

And also horny and annoying fangirls like yaoi.

by Jim September 25, 2005

lengdary

To get assraped by a gang of muslims

The priest walked into a mosque and was totally lengdary

by jim October 17, 2003