jim's definitions

The Parkway

A quality establishment located in Alden, PA. They have the best Cheesesteaks and the coldest Bud. And the Bud is always fresh, cause the Nanticoke scumbags drink 5 halves a day.
Live entertainment every night, too! Like Rose telling you about the girl who can suck cock but can't slice meat.

Steph and Maggie went to the Parkway to find some hot Nanticokians. They didn't find any.

by Jim April 15, 2005

La Familia

The Family- You pledge loyalty to it at all times. This version of the family is not your mom dad cousin aunt uncles. Its a protective crime family.

Welcome to The Family!
Your Part of The Family now!

by Jim April 17, 2005

gotti brothers

Once at the top now to the bottom! Not as they appear to be Sicilians. Got a TV Show.

The gotti brothers are a disgrace to Italians.
Those gotti brothers really had it big but dont anymore.

by Jim April 17, 2005

Wheels

Someone with a wheeled backpack.

1. Bunch of Kids: HEY WHEELS!!!!!!!!
2. Hey Wheels whats new?

by Jim April 17, 2005

Kittock

1.The word or expression used to describe anything in nature that is the least bit exciting about entrepreneurship class and/or the student teacher, Mrs. Kittock.
2.A life sucking fish that lives in the cool, clear, refreshing waters of lake minnetonka.
3. A key term that is part of the equation equaling Super Entrep. Fun

1. Yo, Costa Rica is one of the best entrepreneurship countries ever...*Kittock!*, I found a wood-mouse.
2. Look, a Chaska boy caught the state record Kittock last night.
3. Jim+Kittock/Boe-Jordan= Super Entrep. Fun

by Jim April 18, 2005

Q45

infiniti's flagship sedan directly competing with the mercedes S class, audi A8, bmw 7 series, etc. the first generation Q (1990-1996) was equipped with a 4.5 liter V8 producing 278 bhp and had an option for a air suspension. the second generation's (1997-2001) engine was downgraded to a 4.1 liter engine producing 266hp and offered xenon headlights. the current Q (2002-present) returns with the 4.5 engine but with more output, 340hp. its also optional with 7 lens xenon headlights, heated and cooled seats, and a rear-mounted camera.

me : yo.
guy: what up?
me : nuthin.
guy: you wanna race?
me : what you got?
guy: 92 lsc. you?
me : 93 q45.
guy: o shit. im outta here.
me : peace bitch.

by Jim April 21, 2005

Bad Cock

The act of cutting your own penis off and shoving it down your throat resulting in death.

It appears as if the victim bad cocked himself to death.

by Jim April 22, 2005