jim's definitions

glass bottom ride

when, eating the pussy, seran wrap is placed on the genitals to prevent the fish and ass flavored blend that go with the territory

jon f: hey mrs. borreli, want to go for a glass bottom ride?
mrs. borelli: there won't be a video of this will there?

by jim April 2, 2004

Santorumize

The act of being Santorum, which may or may not include incest, homosexuality, or "man-on-dog." Popularized by PA Senator Rick Santorum's comments liking homosexuality to bestiality.

I santorumized my neighbor's dog last week.

by Jim July 31, 2003

scrog

being slapped in the face with someones big fat penis. Basically its bein willy slapped in the face.

"I just scroged vinoth when he was sleeping"

by jim October 5, 2004

space-cricket

An oriental person.

Get outta here you little space-cricket.

by Jim January 22, 2004

bad cock

The act of cutting your penis off with a knife and shoving it down your throat resulting in death.

That idiot just bad cocked himself to death.

by Jim April 22, 2005

cleaning the hole

when a girls ass is in the air and a guy sticks his dick in her ass and slaps her ass and then pees in her vagina

steve got drunk and cleaned his girlfriends hole

by jim April 3, 2005

bo jangles

The best damn thing ever.

That man Bo Jangles be pimpin' cuz!

by Jim January 25, 2005