jim's definitions

Lollerberries

n. According to vinnie, a well known mathematician, lollerberries describes the infinitesimally small distance between our galaxy and the theoretical rift in the space-time continuum that would spell our impending doom.

v. A very small distance between two points that is measured as the width of one half of an atom.

Man, we're only lollerberries away from Jamaica and lots of weed!

The Lollerberries theory was enough to rocket Vinnie to stardom within the scientific community.

by Jim November 18, 2003

Spyware

Spyware is installed without your knowing. It is able to change your homepage, give you massive porno ads, change your WALLPAPER (I know a friend that it happened to) and slow down your computer. Get rid of it using ad-aware. Also see saten, evil, geeks malware and adware

Would you like to subscribe to a free hentai E-Zine?

-Spyware popup

by Jim June 21, 2004

H.I. Syphachlamydagonhorrepia B

A combination of a number of STDs or sexually transmitted diseases. A dirty bitch to stay away from.

That skank has H.I. Syphachlamydagonhorrepia B

by Jim November 10, 2003

raxin

pull someone's leg, have a joke with

he's been raxin Frank all night

by jim March 4, 2003

jime

jizz in my eye

by jim January 16, 2003

Shivam

A dumb-ass kid who wears his shorts and sandels in the winter.

Why is Shivam wearing his shorts when it is 20 degrees below out?

by Jim November 11, 2003

afghan tea-bag

Similar to tea bagging but instead of the mans balls being dipped into a womans mouth, they're lowered into her eyes!

See also: tea bag tea-bag tea-bagged tea bagger

Man: Hey baby, it's time for a tea-bag - AFGHAN STYLE!!
Woman: What the fuck is that?
Man: You'll see....
Woman: Arrrgghhhh my eyes
Man: Afghan Tea-Bag baby - Recognize!!

by Jim July 19, 2004