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Definitions by jim

A sorry ass bastard who fails to earn fourth place or better in mariokart.
Kory placed sixth on choco mountain therefore he is a ranker.
ranker by Jim March 13, 2005
A whore in a wwe chatroom thinks she's miss perfect when she's not and thinks she knows everything and do stupid banning to people. also she spends her time in the wwe chatroom never leaving no life whatssoever.
Everyone thinks Nenni has no life and is a cuntRag.
Nenni by jiM March 13, 2005
a search engine that helps you find what you need like porn, music,wrestling.
i searched on dogpile and found some great naked hot girls.
dogpile by jiM March 12, 2005

wanna fuck 

wanna fuck means you see a hotgirl and ask her if she want's to fuck and take off her clothes and and fuck her good and hard untill she Screams.
Jack Asked Stacy and said wanna fuck stacy said yes then they fucked in bed.
wanna fuck by jiM March 12, 2005
Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.
Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?"
Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"
Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"
inches by Jim March 11, 2005

Colin Farrell 

Great Actor plays in S.W.A.T best movie Ever.
jessica and jill think colin is so hot.
Colin Farrell by JiM March 11, 2005

facebook 

facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook
facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her
facebook by jim March 8, 2005