Definitions by jesster79

government surplus 

In city, county, state, and federal governmental organizations, a surplus is a situation where such organizations take in more money than they pay out.

George W. Bush took the budget and flushed it down the toilet. We had a surplus when we came in, now we have record deficets.

government surplus by jesster79 March 1, 2005

levitra 

A prescription drug used for erectile disfunction disorder. According to the commercials it gives a man a strong lasting errection.

In the rare event that you have a four hour long hardon - despite the urge to milk it for all it's worth - you should seek immediate medical attention.

levitra by jesster79 March 1, 2005

neocon 

Quite possibly one of the lowest forms of life around. A collection of no good, low life, lying, rotten, four flushing, inbred sacks of wind and horseshit.

The current administration is full of these people.

neocon by jesster79 March 1, 2005

firm evidence 

1. Proof that an individual, group, or organization has performed some act. Something not to always be taken at face value.
2. The favorite excuse of the current administration for taking action, especially against others.

When Rice says firm evidence, people say "Haven't we heard this one before?"

firm evidence by jesster79 March 1, 2005

inbred 

A practice where closely related family members produce children. Because of this, the genes inherited may cause problems for the child where the child's genes may have suffered due to the lack of genetic diversity.

Royal families, neocons, and extremists are all the products of inbreeding.

inbred by jesster79 March 1, 2005

druggie 

A person who does a copious amount of drugs. These drugs can either be legal or illegal. Because of Republicans a druggie is someone who is;
1. A person needing medical help if the person is rich, white, and Republican.
2. A low life criminal if the person is anything other than the type druggie described above.

See also;
Rush Limbaugh
George W. Bush
Cokehead

druggie by jesster79 February 28, 2005

hypocrisy

The act of condemning an act when it is done by other people while not doing so when the exact same act is performed by a person or a certain group of people or organizations.

Recently George W. Bush admitted on tape that he smoked [marijuana]. The silence from the right is deafing, but several years ago when Clinton admitted that he smoked but didn't inhale the right nearly crucified him.

hypocrisy by jesster79 February 21, 2005