Definitions by jeff

the one eyed wonder worm 

penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.

George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.

the one eyed wonder worm by Jeff May 13, 2005

puntu 

marijuana.(used as a secret code to be able to talk about marijuana in public)

you got any puntu on you?

puntu by jeff May 13, 2005

hambone 

Term given to male college students who are jocks, gym-rats, beer-drinkers or business majors. They generally attend frat parties and always wear a collared shirt tuck neatly into thier pants. Hambones will engage in debates with other hambones that consist of "which are the best Dave Matthews Band lyrics" or the cheapest place to buy a "30-rack of Pabst Blue Ribbon." You can spot hambones driving Jeep wranglers and at the gym discussing with their hambone buddies about the girl they hooked up with the night before.

Dude, lets go the frat party, they'll be other hambones there and they have a beer pong table.

hambone by Jeff May 13, 2005

european outlet

to insert one's penis into another's nostril. Name given due to the usual occurance that the penis will not fit into one's nostril, much like an American appliance into a European electrical outlet.

The european outlet given by Karl was the cause of Susan's incredibly runny nose.

european outlet by Jeff May 7, 2005

coug 

A put down for older women who have a bad sense of style and go to bars looking for younger men. Short for cougar.

Check out the cougs that just walked in.

coug by Jeff May 7, 2005

desaparecidos 

It's kind of like Green Day, but a whole lot better.

DESAPARECIDOS is difficult to spell

desaparecidos by Jeff May 6, 2005

souch 

When one gets hit, punched, kicked, flicked, or otherwise has any type of physical harm done to ones anatomy. (male only)

Todd was souched by Marvin.

souch by Jeff May 5, 2005