jeff's definitions

Jizzmagorical

Something that is extremely great, or extremely pleasureable.

"I saw this chick the other day, she was so hot she was jizzmagorical"

"Them spinners on them twankies are jizzmagorical"

by Jeff September 13, 2003

red sky at mourning

a metalcore band straight out of smalltown ,california (a.k.a Orinda). comibing the soothing sounds of bane, and the intensity of miles davis

put a gun to my broken heart, and stare through me as you pull the trigger - to yobtar with love-----off of the Guns Of Autumn E.P.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

drive by braille

Driving drunk or tired until you hit the rumble strip, dirt, bushes, and or small child on the side of the road, then instinctively pull back into your respective lane.

I was so drunk after the party i had to drive by braille to get home.

by Jeff December 20, 2004

PDU

You know when teachers tell you to stop the PDA? The Public Displays of Affection? Well this is somewhat like that, except it stands for Public Displays of Undergarments. If you know someone who has already been attacked by this disease, please, just yell at them like this: "Hey! I can see your panties/underpants!"

1. Sheesh, keep your pants on.. or else we might have some PDU on our hands.
2. 'Can you stop this PDA business?' 'Can you stop your PDU?'
3. PDU? What the fizzle are you talking about?

by Jeff November 4, 2004

stumpfuck

Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.

"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."

by Jeff May 21, 2003

Metal Slug

n.
1. Possibly the greatest 2D side-scroller of all time. Released by SNK back in 1996, the series is currently in it's fifth arcade incaranation with two other versions for the Neo Geo Pocket and one for mobile phones.

Also is being used as a theme for a series of Pachinko machines being produced by SNK.

2. The Super Vehicle 001; resembles a cartoonish mini-tank. Has the untanklike power to hop, and is armed with two mini-vulcan guns and a large caliber tank cannon, which can be armed with H.E. and Armor Piercing Rounds.

"Metal Slug > Gunstar Heroes."
"Metal Slug Attack!"

by Jeff February 18, 2004

San Simeon

A state of euphoria in which a person, no matter how bad things seem, is always calm. In San Simeon a person lives to have fun and gives no regard to the bad thigns in life.

"Whereever I go, wherever i stay, my will alwyas be...San Simeon"

GOLDFINGER

by Jeff September 5, 2004