jeff's definitions

You're my Noah

Compliment: When a chick considers you her Noah, as in Allie and Noah in The Notebook

Jeff, you're my Noah

by Jeff May 13, 2005

weert

When someone goes to Chucke Cheese and wins tickets and buys a toy for his/her dog.

When she got weert she fell over and died.

by jeff May 13, 2005

Git box

the slang term for a "vagina" signifying the utter stupidity of the word, but it also has another meaning. The "Git" part means that you want to "get into", while the box simply signifies the woman's pussy.

Holy Shit! That Bitch has got one dandy gitbox! I'm 'a take a look at it!

by jeff May 13, 2005

hickman

A girl that like to have a guy shit on her chest after sex.

That girl is a real hickman, she loves to get shitted on.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

penis breath

having the breath of a penis

jesus christ ur have some sick ass penis breath

by jeff May 13, 2005

Arkansas State Fair

While uncontrollably intoxicated, you pass out mid-stride while fucking. Then, in the morning, you wake up to find your girl left a nice steamy shit surprise sitting on your chest, with the girl nowhere to be found. I hear girls are known for this down south.

That fucking three-toothed bitch took me to the Arkansas State Fair, and I didn't even know it.

by jeff May 13, 2005

the Vern

Refering to the 2nd main campus at GWU.

"-Dude I got fucked this year for housing, i'm in the shenley
-Thats nothing, they booted my ass to the vern."

by Jeff May 13, 2005