401 definitions by jeff

While taking a bath, should a fart happen to come, you let it go. When the bubbles come up you open your mouth and make attempts to eat the bubbles. Congratulations, you're a guffer
Keeser Silver guffs so much
by jeff April 4, 2005
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Person of south Asian decent (India/pakistan), Often found drivin min cabs
Sanj is a dully man!

Rohit is a dully gal!
by jeff October 29, 2004
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"this pizza is teh 1337 sauce"
by jeff April 10, 2005
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Shlockmo is a mix between shlocky and emo. Its a new type of genre sweeping the nation. Its a kind of gross hardcore. You can find shlockmo in bands like Norma Jean, The Bled and Zao.
Hey did you go to the latest STRUCK BY SILENCE show? They played their newest song and its super shlockmo.
by jeff April 16, 2005
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I was so xeroxed last night, I don't even know how that chick ended up in the hospital.
by jeff July 18, 2003
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1. A common mispeling of "the"

2. A cooler way of saying "the"
i r teh jew
by jeff February 12, 2004
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