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UrbanSpectre

When a woman sucks a man's rectal opening accompanied by the man excreting fecal matter into her mouth. This is often followed by severe diarrhea and vomiting, in which the woman has to clean up with her tongue. The man is nowhere to be found.
That guy urbanspectred her..She never saw him again.
by Jeff September 30, 2004
mugGet the UrbanSpectremug.

monkey

Damn monkey!!!
by Jeff November 7, 2003
mugGet the monkeymug.

kith

After the Leafs/Canadiens game, I turned on Kids in the Hall and laughed my ass off.
by Jeff September 23, 2003
mugGet the kithmug.

Jizzaculate

A verb describing the best ejaculation a man can ever experience. Jizzaculation usually occurs from unbelievably hot women.
"That chick was so hot all I had to do was look at her and I jizzaculated."

"My girlfriend was wearing one of those butt-plugs that turns me on, that crap made me jizzaculate in like five seconds."
by Jeff September 5, 2005
mugGet the Jizzaculatemug.

krypt

A high potency strain of marijuana named after kryptonite because of its neon green color.
Kryptonite kills superman, and krypt bud puts down even the most experienced smokers.
by Jeff October 29, 2003
mugGet the kryptmug.

Punch the Devil

Literally, the sound made when one punches Satan, or a Satan-esque figure, in the face.
by Jeff February 18, 2004
mugGet the Punch the Devilmug.

jd

1. a king, most often of the entire universe. anything he sees, smells, touches, or thinks about becomes gold.
2. owner of canucks
1. man you're so jd!
2. I WISH I WAS JD!
by jeff November 2, 2004
mugGet the jdmug.

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