jeff's definitions

pen16

the REAl 1337 speling of penis... or else a penis that is high tech

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pff, my pen16 is a penis AND a can opener!

by Jeff May 25, 2004

shit pusher

sum1 usually a faggit who rappes someone via pie hole.

jeff da maori is a shit pusher

by jeff December 9, 2004

shlockmo

Shlockmo is a mix between shlocky and emo. Its a new type of genre sweeping the nation. Its a kind of gross hardcore. You can find shlockmo in bands like Norma Jean, The Bled and Zao.

Hey did you go to the latest STRUCK BY SILENCE show? They played their newest song and its super shlockmo.

by Jeff April 16, 2005

jd

1. a king, most often of the entire universe. anything he sees, smells, touches, or thinks about becomes gold.
2. owner of canucks

1. man you're so jd!
2. I WISH I WAS JD!

by jeff November 2, 2004

Slamtastic

Hittin', Bangin', Fly, Dope, etc.

Aw yeah!! That new Kool Keith CD is Slamtastic, yo!

by Jeff December 7, 2003

UrbanSpectre

When a woman sucks a man's rectal opening accompanied by the man excreting fecal matter into her mouth. This is often followed by severe diarrhea and vomiting, in which the woman has to clean up with her tongue. The man is nowhere to be found.

That guy urbanspectred her..She never saw him again.

by Jeff September 30, 2004

monkey

a word u say when ur mad

Damn monkey!!!

by Jeff November 7, 2003