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cuntymints

Originally belived to be a variation of treebor extra strong mints, cunty mints are actually a form of pessary, used to remove odours from a womans cunt
jeeeus! you need to put some cuntymints in that!
by jeff July 27, 2003
mugGet the cuntymintsmug.

San Simeon

A state of euphoria in which a person, no matter how bad things seem, is always calm. In San Simeon a person lives to have fun and gives no regard to the bad thigns in life.
"Whereever I go, wherever i stay, my will alwyas be...San Simeon"

GOLDFINGER
by Jeff September 5, 2004
mugGet the San Simeonmug.

Pecker-Wood

fuck that pecker-wood he's white trash man.
by jeff April 20, 2005
mugGet the Pecker-Woodmug.

leet

Short for elite, leet represents exactly what elite stands for and more. Confined to mainly hard-core gamer use.
Damn, that kid is leet.
by Jeff April 15, 2004
mugGet the leetmug.

Wisconsin whiskey wash

Taking a bottle of top shelf whiskey, shoving it inside your partners anus and unload the entire bottle. Now take cubes of cheddar and pop them in the brisket pipe and let it brew. By now your partner is drunk as f*ck releasing the cheese dip from the cob hole for you to enjoy.
Baby, I know it’s almost dinner but I sure could go for some of that Wisconsin whiskey wash right now.
by Jeff October 23, 2020
mugGet the Wisconsin whiskey washmug.

Bartish

1) Being away without an away message
2) Having an away message and not being away
<Jeff> dude, if you're away, put up a message, dont be so bartish
<Jeff> i'm gonna laugh my ass off when "Bartaway" has more lines than me on the chat record
<Jeff> how bartish
by Jeff December 14, 2003
mugGet the Bartishmug.

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