jeff's definitions

Ball Washer

A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1

Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.

by JEff April 12, 2005

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis

The longest word in the english language.
The latin/scientific term to describe the lung disease found mostly among coal miners. AKA "Black Lung"

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis is bad.

by JEff April 12, 2005

tatties

The point where one realizes that he or she is wasted-ass drunk. Also, the future sense of wanting to get drunk, summed up in one word.

"Man, I drank so much crown and coke...I was tatties by midnight!"

"Yo, what are we doing tonight?"
"Tatties!"

by Jeff April 15, 2005

shlockmo

Shlockmo is a mix between shlocky and emo. Its a new type of genre sweeping the nation. Its a kind of gross hardcore. You can find shlockmo in bands like Norma Jean, The Bled and Zao.

Hey did you go to the latest STRUCK BY SILENCE show? They played their newest song and its super shlockmo.

by Jeff April 16, 2005

Pecker-Wood

a white person that is trash

fuck that pecker-wood he's white trash man.

by jeff April 20, 2005

decrackinated

meaning the same as decafinated.

...and bring me a latte; DECRACKINATED
-Chris Rock, Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

by Jeff April 21, 2005

hot robert

Hot Robert in his Dreams, nothing but
a Fat Obese Cow. A Mama's Boy!!!
Look at yourself, before you make fun
of others............................
Also Grandma's Pet!!!!!!!!!
Have some more on your Plate.
I want you so Fat. The Girls will not
notice, the Flab around your waist.
Your starting to Look like Ha! Ha!

Says he's afraid of
Changes. LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
What a Joke!!!!!!!! Ha! Ha!!!!!
Nothing But a Coward!!!!!!!!!!!

by jeff April 22, 2005