jeff's definitions

crunki

verb - to be drunk at work.

I discovered while intoxicated at work and trying to spell drunk

I'm crunki
You're crunki
Everybody's crunki

by Jeff May 28, 2004

guah

The sound one makes when being pushed out a car.

"Guah!"

by Jeff April 30, 2003

hribkoweed

only made by evil mr. hribko

i smoked hribko weed in the woods

by Jeff November 7, 2003

pusswad

A guy who is a vagina, or pussy if you will.

Yo, Murph is such a pusswad.

by Jeff May 15, 2004

guffer

While taking a bath, should a fart happen to come, you let it go. When the bubbles come up you open your mouth and make attempts to eat the bubbles. Congratulations, you're a guffer

Keeser Silver guffs so much

by jeff April 4, 2005

swum

Fly, dope, etc.

You those lime-green Puma's are SWUM, gee.

by Jeff December 7, 2003

stellar

Shannon Nolan. She is the most stellar person... ever.

Shannon Nolan is stellar <3

by jeff April 22, 2005