jeff's definitions

cuntymints

Originally belived to be a variation of treebor extra strong mints, cunty mints are actually a form of pessary, used to remove odours from a womans cunt

jeeeus! you need to put some cuntymints in that!

by jeff July 27, 2003

San Simeon

A state of euphoria in which a person, no matter how bad things seem, is always calm. In San Simeon a person lives to have fun and gives no regard to the bad thigns in life.

"Whereever I go, wherever i stay, my will alwyas be...San Simeon"

GOLDFINGER

by Jeff September 5, 2004

Pecker-Wood

a white person that is trash

fuck that pecker-wood he's white trash man.

by jeff April 20, 2005

leet

Short for elite, leet represents exactly what elite stands for and more. Confined to mainly hard-core gamer use.

Damn, that kid is leet.

by Jeff April 15, 2004

Scan your tits

Scan ur boobies you forum whore

smackbabe

by Jeff August 22, 2003

Wisconsin whiskey wash

Taking a bottle of top shelf whiskey, shoving it inside your partners anus and unload the entire bottle. Now take cubes of cheddar and pop them in the brisket pipe and let it brew. By now your partner is drunk as f*ck releasing the cheese dip from the cob hole for you to enjoy.

Baby, I know it’s almost dinner but I sure could go for some of that Wisconsin whiskey wash right now.

by Jeff October 23, 2020

Bartish

1) Being away without an away message
2) Having an away message and not being away

<Jeff> dude, if you're away, put up a message, dont be so bartish
<Jeff> i'm gonna laugh my ass off when "Bartaway" has more lines than me on the chat record
<Jeff> how bartish

by Jeff December 14, 2003