jeff's definitions

skitch

To grab the bumper of a vehicle and be pulled. The classic definition would be performed in shoes on ice, but seasonal and regional variations may be done on dry land in roller skates. Exceedingly fun and dangerous.

I grabbed the bumper of Dago's '68 Charger and skitched as he did donuts in the parkinglot. My foot caught on a rock and I cracked my head open on the ice. Fuck.

by Jeff July 9, 2004

Scan your tits

It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.

Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'

by Jeff September 12, 2003

weenis

A very small penis. A wee penis.

Damn that's a little weenis!

by Jeff April 21, 2004

PDU

You know when teachers tell you to stop the PDA? The Public Displays of Affection? Well this is somewhat like that, except it stands for Public Displays of Undergarments. If you know someone who has already been attacked by this disease, please, just yell at them like this: "Hey! I can see your panties/underpants!"

1. Sheesh, keep your pants on.. or else we might have some PDU on our hands.
2. 'Can you stop this PDA business?' 'Can you stop your PDU?'
3. PDU? What the fizzle are you talking about?

by Jeff November 4, 2004

Wisconsin whiskey wash

Taking a bottle of top shelf whiskey, shoving it inside your partners anus and unload the entire bottle. Now take cubes of cheddar and pop them in the brisket pipe and let it brew. By now your partner is drunk as f*ck releasing the cheese dip from the cob hole for you to enjoy.

Baby, I know it’s almost dinner but I sure could go for some of that Wisconsin whiskey wash right now.

by Jeff October 23, 2020

Scan your tits

Scan ur boobies you forum whore

smackbabe

by Jeff August 22, 2003

typhoon

The act of receiving fellatio, and causing the giver to laugh right as one orgasms, making semen come out the giver's nose.

I sucked his dick last night and he gave me such a typhoon, my nose still stings a little from it.

by jeff January 23, 2005